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mikaul

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What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Apr 1, 2014
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Is this weeks blog homework assignment from @rambo and @missy. Ive never really had anything really embarrassing happen to me, but I have had a couple of minor red face moments that I will share (I feel like the Crypt Keeper from Creepshow telling my tales to you haha). So lets begin...

One hot summers day, walking around the town with my son and boyfriend, enjoying the weather, a woman we did not know approaches us whilst we were having something to eat on the grass and says this to me "excuse me love, I don't mean to embarrass you, but I just thought you should know that you have really bad sweat lines on your top" and then walked away. Firstly, they weren't really bad, but yes I did have two lovely lines of sweat from where my underboob had been. From this point on I noticed so many people looking, and I didn't think I could get more embarrassed until five minutes later, whilst holding my son - he peed on me. He was wearing a swim nappy as we were going swimming later that day and I didn't realise how un absorbent they were until I had a giant patch that covered one whole side of my hip and stomach where I'd been holding him. As you can imagine, people were now staring a lot more. And even more so when it eventually dried and left me with the lovely smell of stale pee on my clothes.

Our second tale takes place two years ago at my old job. I worked at a bar where we could wear whatever we wanted to and so on my first day I wore thigh highs and a tight dress. I looked great in my opinion but wondered why literally every other girl there wore shorts. Later on, I got asked if I wanted to dance on the bar top with a few others and so of course I did. And to my pleasant surprise everyone at the bar could see right up my dress and saw my pants. From that point on I always wore shorts to work.

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griffxx:
Second story reminded me that I miss the EU. Was living in Ireland years ago and went hiking with some friends. Wife says "I need to go home to change, I got mud on my pants." Everyone just cracked up laughing and she just kept repeating "Why is it so funny that I got MUD on my PANTS?!" - I say to her "I think you mean trousers."
Apr 1, 2014
mikaul:
Haha yeah I know a few people who say pants and I still get confused from time to time and think they're actually talking about their pants :') @griffxx
Apr 3, 2014

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