I never saw Samurai Jack. (comes from not having cable for YEARS... )
Yeah, you're the luckiest in two shoes probably. But not in one shoe. I doubt though, you wouldn't be any luckier than Albert "One-Shoe" Shultz. That was OOONE LUUUCKY MOTHERFUCKER.
That's weird, I wonder why you have to heat the open up THEN turn it down. Baking sometimes makes no sense to me. There's so much about the innards of the oven that baffle, confuse, and scare me.
Ever have that feeling that you're doing everything in your power to be happy but the people around you don't seem to want you to be happy? Not even happy. Content. Satisfied. Fulfilled.
Well, if they don't want you happy, you make them unhappy. That's how I play it. Blackmail, sabotage, and revenge: those are things I live by when THE MAN keeps me down.
Or I just play the crazy white man, "devil-may-care" maniacal grin pasted on my face. Like this guy, only crazier--
Except I am a crazy white man...dammit, there goes my best defense.
The Landlords just came over. Had a meeting. They are honestly the nicest people ever. They're letting us move out early. All I had to do was play a song on the organ for them. hehehe. A little bluesy 'O Danny Boy' warmed 'em right up. Jedi mind tricks.
Vega found a home with another nice kitty to play with. I'm happy that she'll have... Read More
Yes ...Yes it was spaceballs where they found yogurt....Great movie....Mel brooks was talented.....My favorite though would have to be Young Frankenstein and Blazing saddles......
Well, it WAS in the ghetto. It was the "Projects" of Holland. Get this: I actually make too much money to move in there!! WHA??? Then why the fuck is everywhere else so damn expensive?? Can't a brutha save some money?? I guess not. Our President and economists don't want us to, cause it looks bad on paper.
I found a prospective place. South of here about 20 minutes. Near a mall. Yay.
Not in the ghetto.
Yay.
In a giant multi-plext apartment community.
Ya-- oooo-- yikes. Hopefully I can make this swing.
Les will be there a month, then *tear* off to the Promised Land of northern California. To live in some of the most beautiful country on this continent - if... Read More
I want a pet unicorn! Thats cool that you found a place...I'm still looking for a house...I got approved for a home loan but i have to find one thats in the price range...
I want to be in a room with many naked beautiful gothic woman....Drools
Nothing that the power of a little karate couldn't handle. I learned those fuckers. I learned 'em good!
My life has been so uneventful this week, I'm not sure what to even write here. I suppose I had better just leave it at this. After all the ass-kicking punches and kicks, I'm going to relax to the sound of me kissing... Read More
My plans for Carnivale's newest erpisode SHATTERED when my fuckshitpissass cable provider, Charter Communications (Maybe you know their work?), had a service interruption of some sort. Lost service. Bastards. When I called to get it fixed, they blew me off. Said they'd send a repair guy out on Friday. WHAT THE FUCK??? I PAY MY CABLE BILL FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF... Read More
It was a good episode too, it's on HBO2 at 9 tonight I think.... I had that photo scanned, This website is totally busting my balls, it's about 120kb and when I try to upload it keeps saying "Photo must be under 250kb" ??
It's crazy though, like I thought I'm like literally 10 feet in front of where you took that photo. Same angle and everything. Let me know if you want me to send it to your email or something.
Yeah, you're the luckiest in two shoes probably. But not in one shoe. I doubt though, you wouldn't be any luckier than Albert "One-Shoe" Shultz. That was OOONE LUUUCKY MOTHERFUCKER.