mikael

Well, I've finally succumbed. The flu has overtaken my body, but not my soul!!

I did go to work today, but after an hour I couldn't focus on the text and was just hanging my head in my hands. I had to stop the session three times to run off tothe the loo and coat some viscous hot fudge all over the inside of the commode. Disgusting, I know. I thought you might be intrigued.

So I barely made it home, swallowing vomit as I was driving, and clenching my sphincter so as not to taint my freshly cleaned van with runny human feces. Once in the door, and after a good purging at both ends, I promptly slept a good six hours.

When I woke up, I felt good enough to rehydrate my wrecked body, and even ate some granola and milk. Now I'm feeling good enough for some SG action, though I don't want to have a negative association with boobies, so I'll peruse today's set tomorrow or when I'm feeling good enough to be even slightly aroused.


I haven't been sick in over a year, so this has been coming. Time for a nap. Then maybe tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwich. Something to solidify the bowels.