When Life throws you a curve ball, don't swing. Stand passively and listen for the umpire's call, "BALL!", then await the next straight pitch. Or prepare to walk the bases.
Life is a horrible pitcher.
Life is a horrible pitcher.
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From Henry Rollins:
"If life gives you lemons...you say 'YEAH. I LIKE LEMONS. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?!?"
From Comic strip "Red Meat"
"If life gives you poop..... Make poop juice" (character smiles nervously)