Yes yes yes.
The weekend worked out.
The cat cowers from people now (except for me) and the sinks all smell like piss. I have a tangy, bitter aftertaste in my mouth (i hope to god it's bile) and the base of my penis is encrusted in bloody, dried secretions.
I smell like a slice of World War 1; smoked out, gassed up, and greasy as a motherfucker. Gutter-prints on my face and the elastic is missing from my underpants. Can anyone explain that one?
Ugh. I need a drink.
The weekend worked out.
The cat cowers from people now (except for me) and the sinks all smell like piss. I have a tangy, bitter aftertaste in my mouth (i hope to god it's bile) and the base of my penis is encrusted in bloody, dried secretions.
I smell like a slice of World War 1; smoked out, gassed up, and greasy as a motherfucker. Gutter-prints on my face and the elastic is missing from my underpants. Can anyone explain that one?
Ugh. I need a drink.
I don't think I'll ever look at the kitchen table the same way again..... not after what I witnessed.
a slice of world war 1????????? heh.
[Edited on Sep 02, 2003]
Bloody Crusty Cock!
ha!
at least YOU [2] got laid this weekend....