a number and two words: 3 day weekend.
My plans: Institute "bender" topology incorporating any and all substances offered me. Requisite Bloody Mary Monday. Vomit bile at some point. Inflict substantial mental trauma to my cat whilst inebriated. Urinate in every sink in the house. Bake bread and fry up a little of Morningstar Farm's finest cuisine. Have some messy, drunken menstrual instercourse with significant other - if permitted. Sleep at least 10 hours per night.
"hey joe" comes in two different flaors now. I'm stoked.
My plans: Institute "bender" topology incorporating any and all substances offered me. Requisite Bloody Mary Monday. Vomit bile at some point. Inflict substantial mental trauma to my cat whilst inebriated. Urinate in every sink in the house. Bake bread and fry up a little of Morningstar Farm's finest cuisine. Have some messy, drunken menstrual instercourse with significant other - if permitted. Sleep at least 10 hours per night.
"hey joe" comes in two different flaors now. I'm stoked.
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BAMF!