mikael

So my cat just got fixed. I wish I felt bad, but after dealing with her last heat, there's no way. The whole butt- in-the air thing seemed to have a natural progression from embarrassing to fucking hilarious to disgusting, and finally coming down to settle on downright goddam annoying. Therefore, the kitty got a total hysterectomy. In fact, the word "hysterical" is basically derived from the primitive understanding of female plumbing in during the early Victorian period.

[non sequitur] Carnie Wilson looks fucking hot in Playboy. Yes, I said it.