I may be in jail for a while. I am a dangerous criminal and need to be removed from society. I committed the crime of having a small trailer parked in my driveway with a radiator fan laying in the bottom of it. It is a crime worth $2,500 in fines to have a trailer or pick up truck with anything in the bed of it parked on your property. I am not going to pay that because it is absurd. So, dear friends if I am away for a while I'm most likely going to be in jail for 90 days serving off my $2,500 in fines. Weird, if I had robbed a store I'd probably get off with probation.
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And that's some streight up bullshit. And, while they were busy writing you a ticket for that infraction, people were getting raped, robbed, mugged and murdered. Good that we have our priorities streight, huh....
I'd do the time for you, if I could...