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Tuesday Jan 04, 2005

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MARRIAGE TEST

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so wedecided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and mygirlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one
thing
was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years
of age,wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down whenquite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had
to bedeliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
weddinginvitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
soon I wasto be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that shecouldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that
she wanted to makelove to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go
ahead withit just come up and get me."
I was stunned.I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she
reached
thetop she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at
me. I stoodthere for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door.

I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes hehugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car

johnnydelicious:
That happened to me. Except for the part about the girlfriend. And the marriage. And the sister.
Jan 4, 2005
legionnaire:
Ha! That's great, I love the moral.
Jan 4, 2005

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