midget

okay so, I know pretty much all my postings are bitching....

so I figured while this Oxycontin is still working I'll share this amusing moment I shared with my mother.

Me: "I blame you for these back problems!"
Mother: "I don't have a bad back, how often am I ridden with a bad back?!"
me: " I don't know, how often do you floss?"

she actually stopped to think about it....and I couldn't help but laugh because she couldn't remember the last time she did.... dare to be mundane!!!!! oh, mlia!