Well... I got dumped. I'm very sad and very.... well dammit, you know. It sucks when you get dumped, it hurts. So I'm just working on ways to make myself feel better. I almost bought myself flowers today but they were too expensive, and I realized, if Im too much of a cheap date for myself thats pathetic.
I hate emotions. How do I become...
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My birthday bash was amazing! I have the greatest friends ever. I drank beer at Rock Bottom brewery and got my very own Mug Club card, or what we like to call "Drunk Club" card. If I drink 120 pints I get my name on a keg in the restraunt. So I can be a fat alcoholic but hey itll be worth it, my names...
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thistle:
Wow I really wish I could have come to your birthday. My plan is a secret, but if it pans out I'll let you know.
graves:
facials are...well hell i dont know how to put it.....and man, you have "to much sex" all the fucking time, your like a rabbit....im so jealous 
I was thinking lots tonight, and decided since I was thinking, I should make a list of things I want to do before I die. Sounds morbid, but really everyone should do it, just for perspective. Here it is so far:
1. See the Pixies in concert (COMPLETED)
2. Make my parents proud (HOPEFULLY COMPLETED)
3. Fall in love
4. Party like a rock star...
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1. See the Pixies in concert (COMPLETED)
2. Make my parents proud (HOPEFULLY COMPLETED)
3. Fall in love
4. Party like a rock star...
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yuriel:
wow nice list.
mine consists of.
not being totally shameful to myself and all who would otherwise associate with me
having a job that amounts to more than glorified burger flipping or cashiering that doesnt make me want to hari-kari daily.
oh yeah and the one most important one
the one that burns
the obsession
just one pretty girl.... yeup i wont even say id be settling
as long as she loved/lusted me the way i did her
theres my list
*laughs*
pretty retarded and simple eh?
mine consists of.
not being totally shameful to myself and all who would otherwise associate with me
having a job that amounts to more than glorified burger flipping or cashiering that doesnt make me want to hari-kari daily.
oh yeah and the one most important one
the one that burns
the obsession
just one pretty girl.... yeup i wont even say id be settling
as long as she loved/lusted me the way i did her
theres my list
*laughs*
pretty retarded and simple eh?
err:
I made one of those lists too.
1. Stop making lists of stuff. (Completed)
1. Stop making lists of stuff. (Completed)
Welcome to dead baby hour with Michelle Fatale!
-How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
-What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
-What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel....
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-How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
-What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
-What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel....
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yuriel:
hahahha
dead baby jokes will never die
.....even if i dont get over 50% of them :x
hehe
dead baby jokes will never die
.....even if i dont get over 50% of them :x
hehe
s1nister:
LOL!!!! 
Thank you all so much for your comments! It made me smile. I had a great birthday, and oddly enough didnt vomit once! I think I might have if it hadnt been for that peice of bread I ate. I went to a shitty Gilroy bar (Thistle you know Gilroy--- imagine what the bars are like) and sang kareoke. My boy and my best friend...
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dark_templar:
sounds like your birthday was pretty badass!!! 
Yeah u always gotta make sure u mix tequilla in there somewhere.
Yeah u always gotta make sure u mix tequilla in there somewhere.
thistle:
Yeah gilroy bars... ew.
As for your questions: By careful observation, and because you weren't raised on tacos.
Tell Paul I say hola. Do I know this Anthony fellow?
As for your questions: By careful observation, and because you weren't raised on tacos.
Tell Paul I say hola. Do I know this Anthony fellow?
I witnessed the greatest thing ever today. I was outside having a smoke break and right next to my work is a Starbucks. These two muscle heads walked by in their workout clothes, discussing which has more carbs, Powerade or Gatorade. They were having this really in depth conversation and they were intensly arguing as they walked into Starbucks to get their morning corporate coffee....
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yuriel:
happy birthday sexypants
distra:
Never cared for muscle heads either. and fuck atkins and his silly diet. It's fun to be amused by other people's goofy-ness..... one of my favorite pastimes.... later..... tjb
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graves:
that's one fantasy i have too....minus the mini skirt http://interpunk.com/vision.cfm?& this is the place to get those stellar shoes
dark_templar:
i want to go to TFF but i have to work also Dash B C are going to be there, i would like to see them too. But in december slayer, kilswitch&gage, and a bunch of other are coming to the warfield id like to see that too.... by the way St Johns Wort when veiwed in its entirety sucked ass..... anyway well at least now you have a holloween idea,,,,,,,
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yuriel:
im a sober
half acadian
half whatever(redneck whatever prolly)
i dont know that side of my family line
all too sober bored as fuck white trash
and fuck EVERYTHING either depresses me, makes me nervous pisses me off makes me sad or generally apathetic. thats so ... scary hehe.
mmm drunk + irish + hot female = yum
oh yeah thats my worst quality incessant whining
usually over THAT.
lmfao
i just commented on this entry and ill be damned if the damned server didnt fuckin freeze!
assholic servers!
psst lighten up hon
youll figure it all out
i hate being an analytical cynical overly realistic curmudgeon who represses any hope for fear of the imienet emotional hurt of the disappointment at hte price of faith in anything or anyone
*hugs again*
wish i knew what to tell ya!
half acadian
half whatever(redneck whatever prolly)
i dont know that side of my family line
all too sober bored as fuck white trash
and fuck EVERYTHING either depresses me, makes me nervous pisses me off makes me sad or generally apathetic. thats so ... scary hehe.
mmm drunk + irish + hot female = yum
oh yeah thats my worst quality incessant whining
usually over THAT.
lmfao
i just commented on this entry and ill be damned if the damned server didnt fuckin freeze!
assholic servers!
psst lighten up hon
youll figure it all out
i hate being an analytical cynical overly realistic curmudgeon who represses any hope for fear of the imienet emotional hurt of the disappointment at hte price of faith in anything or anyone
*hugs again*
wish i knew what to tell ya!
yuriel:
oh and i forgot to mention hot drunken irish gals rock...
did i mention that hot irish drunken gals rock yet?
hahahah
hello redundancy!
did i mention that hot irish drunken gals rock yet?
hahahah
hello redundancy!
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graves:
jesus...sounds like TGI Fridays is under new evil managment.
dark_templar:
impaleing horses sounds like fun....
the guy who made battle royale made a newer movie (i cant spell it), im getting in on VCD ill let u know how it is....
the guy who made battle royale made a newer movie (i cant spell it), im getting in on VCD ill let u know how it is....
here take a few of these "
Dont people know its wrong to break up after b-day sex..... what an evil fucker....... ill have to cast an evil spell on him!!!!!
What a douchbag he is "Mr clean"!!!!!!!
anyway heres some roses to make u feel better