My birthday bash was amazing! I have the greatest friends ever. I drank beer at Rock Bottom brewery and got my very own Mug Club card, or what we like to call "Drunk Club" card. If I drink 120 pints I get my name on a keg in the restraunt. So I can be a fat alcoholic but hey itll be worth it, my names on a keg!
I got lavished with gifts, my favorite being Jenna Jamesons book "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale" which Im already 150 pages into. Its fabulous. Im learning interesting things are blow jobs and facials and how to wash your fash with luke warm water so you dont have crusted cum on your face before work or school. Valuable advice.
Speaking of facials ---- guys ---- whats the deal with them? Why do they turn you on so much?
Anyway, I drank so much and I think that last body shot really fucked me because I had a really shit headache this morning. My entire body hurts and I had way too much sex last night. Well, theres never such a thing as too much, but my body is paying the price.
Hope your weekends were grand.
I got lavished with gifts, my favorite being Jenna Jamesons book "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale" which Im already 150 pages into. Its fabulous. Im learning interesting things are blow jobs and facials and how to wash your fash with luke warm water so you dont have crusted cum on your face before work or school. Valuable advice.
Speaking of facials ---- guys ---- whats the deal with them? Why do they turn you on so much?
Anyway, I drank so much and I think that last body shot really fucked me because I had a really shit headache this morning. My entire body hurts and I had way too much sex last night. Well, theres never such a thing as too much, but my body is paying the price.
Hope your weekends were grand.
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thistle:
Wow I really wish I could have come to your birthday. My plan is a secret, but if it pans out I'll let you know.
graves:
facials are...well hell i dont know how to put it.....and man, you have "to much sex" all the fucking time, your like a rabbit....im so jealous 