Just because I can successfully interact with women doesn't mean I understand them. I don't understand aerodynamics, but I can still make a paper airplane.
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206....
That's either the number of dollars in my bank account, the number of girls I've slept with since I turned eighteen, or the number of days until my subscription runs out.
Which one do you think it is?
Well, my subscription renews itself every 90 days.
I've lost count of how many women I've slept with since I was 18....but it was more than...
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luminaire:
Yeah, but I'm weird like that.
sexymagdalene:
I knew it! 
I know you too well... It's kinda scary! 
I know you too well... It's kinda scary! 206....
That's either the number of dollars in my bank account, the number of girls I've slept with since I turned eighteen, or the number of days until my subscription runs out.
Which one do you think it is?
That's either the number of dollars in my bank account, the number of girls I've slept with since I turned eighteen, or the number of days until my subscription runs out.
Which one do you think it is?
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papawheelie:
happy belated. dunno if i made it over here on your actual birthday or not...
I'm having a gi-normous birthday party on the 5th of march. I've taken the liberty of chartering a bus from seattle through pdx and on down collecting all of my peeps and from what I can tell this should include you, hope you'll consider making the trip
I'm having a gi-normous birthday party on the 5th of march. I've taken the liberty of chartering a bus from seattle through pdx and on down collecting all of my peeps and from what I can tell this should include you, hope you'll consider making the trip
mistersatan:
I... I don't know.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes, I really do appreciate them.
Lots of folks had questions, so here are the answers in no particular order:
She gets the birthdays spankings, and yes, they still count. Harriet is the woman from the Comcast commercials advertising theirn new business internet service. Yes, I am fucking old.
The funny thing is, I still feel like I'm in my...
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Lots of folks had questions, so here are the answers in no particular order:
She gets the birthdays spankings, and yes, they still count. Harriet is the woman from the Comcast commercials advertising theirn new business internet service. Yes, I am fucking old.
The funny thing is, I still feel like I'm in my...
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sexymagdalene:
I'm sowwy... But come on, I got to get at least a nap in!
sugar_on_asphalt:
Too old for what? To appreciate nekkid girls? 
(By the way, in case you hadn't noticed, you're one of the few people around here with the sense God promised a horse, which may or may not have something to do with the number of years you've been on this planet. There's a reason the auto insurance companies drop your rates dramatically after you hit 25.)
(By the way, in case you hadn't noticed, you're one of the few people around here with the sense God promised a horse, which may or may not have something to do with the number of years you've been on this planet. There's a reason the auto insurance companies drop your rates dramatically after you hit 25.)
Thank you, Harriet!!
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silverstreak:
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! 
amadio:
Who gets the spankings?
So far, 2005 is turning out pretty damn well. If it ends up anything like 2004, rainbows will be shooting out of my ass
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captainhaggis:
Thanks for the Jameson.
Cheers, Hag.
Cheers, Hag.
unravled:
Sharing is caring, you know.
I love my life. I'm not so fond of certain things that have happened as a result of my choices over the last 20 years, but overall, I love my life.
Four Gmail invites left.
Four Gmail invites left.
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trevallion:
The address was totally on there, but I posted it with some amplifying instructions in the thread now. See you guys there.
desdenova:
It only took me meeting you multiple times, but I think I can actually remember your name now.
So, if you want a Gmail invite, I have five available...first come, first serve.
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charley:
Thank you, I really didn't think anyone would really notice I had gone but it was nice that they did...Hope you had a good holiday...and yes no more disappearing acts, not for a while anyway 
sydni:
damn your common sense! *shakes fist*
Is there anything better than Sunday snuggling?
Not in my book...
Not in my book...
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jeff_fries:
Sans woman, prefer a beer.
sugar_on_asphalt:
Saturday snuggling is far superior. But then again, that's because Sunday is a major work day for me.
So, you remember me mentioning a certain co-worker situation?
Let's just say there are three very tired people in the greater Seattle area tonight.
Let's just say there are three very tired people in the greater Seattle area tonight.
tjaden:
i have an idea.
unravled:
Time to change your name back to Lucky_Bastard, then?
And if by "spend the night" you mean "enjoy a birfday whooptybam," then yes. But let's clarify our terms here, shall we?