Don't ever follow boys with bright red hair into a dark movie theater, they have no clue where they are going. 
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I love making her a mocha in the morning. She takes care of me in so many little ways that I feel like she gets the raw end of the deal sometimes. But I love her so. 
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paolodesade:
You changed your name, does this make us related now? 
someozone:
let me into the group, please.
I have a serious (not super pressing) question about getting into BDSM
thanks
I have a serious (not super pressing) question about getting into BDSM
thanks
New name, same dick.
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dickiev:
same dick, same name. It freaks me out when I have to figure out who my new friends are. 
pirate_romeo:
I'm in? Kickass! I'm going to Disneyland 
This is it now. This is The Grind, the five day a week, 8 hours a day, too many chores to do every weekend, slow slogging death march. You go in every Monday dreaming of Friday, the weekends blow by so fast your head swivels, and before you can blink.....BLAMMO....you're back at your desk dreaming of Friday. Time marches on and you don't notice it's...
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it_thing_hard_on:
Nice name change. Kinda makes all your work on the SB logo moot, though. 
malloryknoxx:
WoW. Quite a thought provoking entry! I had a 9 to 5 job for a few years....I had to leave it becasue it made me want to put a bullet in my head. I've avoided the soul-crushing "grind" to an extent by staying in the restaurant biz - at least I can change my hours around whenever. Others shake their heads sadly at my choice - but my great-grandmother used to say something that always stuck with me - "Most people don't lay on their deathbed wishing they spent more time at the office."
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sexymagdalene:
I'm sorry but I've never seen that til this morning!
I'm sorry but I've never seen that til this morning!
luminaire:
Thanks for that Mike. I'm trying. I'm just musing, I really don't feel as bad about life as it seems. I like to over-think stuff though.
Actually, my girlfriend from that time period was sitting about a foot away from me in that picture.
Actually, my girlfriend from that time period was sitting about a foot away from me in that picture.
I am a callipygian connoisseur.
If that wasn't 22 characters long, it'd be my new alias
If that wasn't 22 characters long, it'd be my new alias
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egostang:
LMAO so far!!! No squeaks and no collapses!!
jeff_fries:
Buttlover? Assman.
Rock me baby, like your back ain't got no bones
I get more done in nine days than most people do by 9 A.M.
"Surely, you have that reversed", says the peanut gallery.
No, I'm a total slacker. And don't call me Shirley.
"Surely, you have that reversed", says the peanut gallery.
No, I'm a total slacker. And don't call me Shirley.
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sugar_on_asphalt:
Perhaps THAT particular line will be omitted. (I'm trying to base it more on the book than the movie, although I will admit that the movie was awfully close to the book.) So yes, a musical. I am writing The Princess Bride: The Musical. If crap like Elton John's Aida can make it to the stage, my stuff certainly has a chance.
And *I* for one don't think you look like a Shirley.
And *I* for one don't think you look like a Shirley.
shal:
Hangover. 
Just because I can successfully interact with women doesn't mean I understand them. I don't understand aerodynamics, but I can still make a paper airplane.
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sugar_on_asphalt:
My mistake. Golly, I feel unobservant these days. *brain lubricant dribbles out of ear canal*
And if by "spend the night" you mean "enjoy a birfday whooptybam," then yes. But let's clarify our terms here, shall we?
And if by "spend the night" you mean "enjoy a birfday whooptybam," then yes. But let's clarify our terms here, shall we?
sydni:
Pink is teh hawtness.
206....
That's either the number of dollars in my bank account, the number of girls I've slept with since I turned eighteen, or the number of days until my subscription runs out.
Which one do you think it is?
Well, my subscription renews itself every 90 days.
I've lost count of how many women I've slept with since I was 18....but it was more than...
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luminaire:
Yeah, but I'm weird like that.
sexymagdalene:
I knew it! I know you too well... It's kinda scary! 
I know you too well... It's kinda scary! 206....
That's either the number of dollars in my bank account, the number of girls I've slept with since I turned eighteen, or the number of days until my subscription runs out.
Which one do you think it is?
That's either the number of dollars in my bank account, the number of girls I've slept with since I turned eighteen, or the number of days until my subscription runs out.
Which one do you think it is?
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papawheelie:
happy belated. dunno if i made it over here on your actual birthday or not...
I'm having a gi-normous birthday party on the 5th of march. I've taken the liberty of chartering a bus from seattle through pdx and on down collecting all of my peeps and from what I can tell this should include you, hope you'll consider making the trip
I'm having a gi-normous birthday party on the 5th of march. I've taken the liberty of chartering a bus from seattle through pdx and on down collecting all of my peeps and from what I can tell this should include you, hope you'll consider making the trip
mistersatan:
I... I don't know.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes, I really do appreciate them.
Lots of folks had questions, so here are the answers in no particular order:
She gets the birthdays spankings, and yes, they still count. Harriet is the woman from the Comcast commercials advertising theirn new business internet service. Yes, I am fucking old.
The funny thing is, I still feel like I'm in my...
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Lots of folks had questions, so here are the answers in no particular order:
She gets the birthdays spankings, and yes, they still count. Harriet is the woman from the Comcast commercials advertising theirn new business internet service. Yes, I am fucking old.
The funny thing is, I still feel like I'm in my...
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sexymagdalene:
I'm sowwy... But come on, I got to get at least a nap in!
sugar_on_asphalt:
Too old for what? To appreciate nekkid girls? 
(By the way, in case you hadn't noticed, you're one of the few people around here with the sense God promised a horse, which may or may not have something to do with the number of years you've been on this planet. There's a reason the auto insurance companies drop your rates dramatically after you hit 25.)
(By the way, in case you hadn't noticed, you're one of the few people around here with the sense God promised a horse, which may or may not have something to do with the number of years you've been on this planet. There's a reason the auto insurance companies drop your rates dramatically after you hit 25.)
You wanna meet this new girl sometime this week?