Whew! Just got back from hanging out with JesTheStar for seven hours! 
She's so effing rad! But now I'm tired so it's time for sleep. I'll leave you with a question before I go though :
Should I get a new tattoo or a four piece Jacob's Ladder?
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My gf just farted on me. Not in a "playing around/wrestling/laughing too hard" kind of way. No no no... she strained and pushed until she had farted on me while we layed in bed. And it fucking stunk. I mean... I have huge problems smelling (almost no sense of smell at all) and I could smell that shit like she farted right on my face. It was like an asparagus fart.
...is there any wonder why I love her?
She's so effing rad! But now I'm tired so it's time for sleep. I'll leave you with a question before I go though :
Should I get a new tattoo or a four piece Jacob's Ladder?
****
My gf just farted on me. Not in a "playing around/wrestling/laughing too hard" kind of way. No no no... she strained and pushed until she had farted on me while we layed in bed. And it fucking stunk. I mean... I have huge problems smelling (almost no sense of smell at all) and I could smell that shit like she farted right on my face. It was like an asparagus fart.
...is there any wonder why I love her?
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and I was always right!!
Swap Meet is a go.
Be there at 10:00, NO LATER THAN 10:15!