Thanks for the recommendations. And special thanks to Tarnish for the special instructions. They were very helpful but also very funny. 
I just wanted to make it known that I'm not usually one to tell what goes on it the bedroom, but when it's three days go by and I'm still satasfied... well... I just gotta tell someone. 
In other news: Tonight is the Built...
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I just wanted to make it known that I'm not usually one to tell what goes on it the bedroom, but when it's three days go by and I'm still satasfied... well... I just gotta tell someone.
In other news: Tonight is the Built...
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My wonderful, lovely, and gorgeous girlfriend just gave me phenomenal head and the single most intense orgasm of my entire life. I, dear friends, am a happy man.
Also: Does anyone know of a good strawberry or cherry flavored lube? The one I have apparantly tastes like ass. And I love my girlfriend even more for not stopping even though she hated the taste.
Also: Does anyone know of a good strawberry or cherry flavored lube? The one I have apparantly tastes like ass. And I love my girlfriend even more for not stopping even though she hated the taste.
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ouioui:
Forsure!!!
tarnish:
ahh, see, I've been giving blow job instructions to a good friend of mine who complained that she needed more lubrication, but didnt want to just spit on them. The secret is, to get a good mouthful of spit just before you put it in your mouth, then your push the spit out onto him as you slide down the shaft. you rub the excess spit around the base with your hand and it's instant lube for the hand motions.That way it doesn't look too un-ladylike(how can we seem lady like with a dick in our mouths, I ask?!?) and it still gets the job done,
but it does take practice. And if shes too shy to try it, I'd say go with an unsented, unflavored, water based lube. Any adult book/novelty store should be able to offer you samples, and suggest the best lube for you. I know it seems weird to ask a porn store clerk for lube advice, but in my experience, they are very knowledgeable.
but it does take practice. And if shes too shy to try it, I'd say go with an unsented, unflavored, water based lube. Any adult book/novelty store should be able to offer you samples, and suggest the best lube for you. I know it seems weird to ask a porn store clerk for lube advice, but in my experience, they are very knowledgeable.
bleeder:
Wow. Some great shots.
p.s. Lightning Bolt fucking rock bro!
p.s. Lightning Bolt fucking rock bro!
I just stretched my ears last night. Now I'm up to 1/2"! Woot! Pictures to come later.
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lackluster:
its a secret. oh by the way.. im 1/2 inch.... and im a GIRL. you better catch up....
kellyjanice:
hahaha you fell for my trick you wanted to see me in thongs 
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ouioui:
It totally was me!! You shoulda came up to me.
ouioui:
Bummer I would have loved to meet you. And thanks
mexicant:
Misc Pictures
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deanna:
good nature shot indeed.
chi:
shhhuussh! Im playing now 
How can you tell if someone *really* loves you and isn't just with you because you're nice to them?
geckogirl:
you cant. sorry. 
oh and dont listen to me, i'm a cynic
oh and dont listen to me, i'm a cynic
finch:
i think you can really just know things like that.
also, how much the stick by you when things aren't the best.
also, how much the stick by you when things aren't the best.
Ok... can someone please explain this to me?
My gf wants to get back into shape since she insists that she's gaining too much wait. It just looks like a ponch to me, but she's adamant about losing it. So I buy here one of those Total Body things (I don't know why I still love Chuck Norris... I just do) and it sets me...
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My gf wants to get back into shape since she insists that she's gaining too much wait. It just looks like a ponch to me, but she's adamant about losing it. So I buy here one of those Total Body things (I don't know why I still love Chuck Norris... I just do) and it sets me...
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chi:
Kiljaden/pvp= totesmadchen
chi:
horde undead.
undead. They Might Be Giants - Particle Man
For Bob.
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I hate my job. Also: I'm going to go to college in the fall to take a class with my friend that will require me to dissect a cat.
I'm only doing this so she'll take a philosophy or english class with me afterwards.
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For Bob.
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I hate my job. Also: I'm going to go to college in the fall to take a class with my friend that will require me to dissect a cat.
I'm only doing this so she'll take a philosophy or english class with me afterwards.
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geckogirl:
i'm singing "every day is like sunday" with colin right now and thought of you.
oh my! such drama in your life. why isnt your mother speaking to you? is the answer in your back journals?
oh my! such drama in your life. why isnt your mother speaking to you? is the answer in your back journals?
geckogirl:
hopefully i will cook for the party AND the party will be cooking. it is the south so there is a good chance we'll fry no matter what.
oh goodness. i'm sorry to hear about that. its unfortunate that her husband acted so poorly and that she cannot be more understanding of your reaction. i think it was completely justified. i hope they make it ashore safely so you guys can work on enjoying the time you have together.
oh goodness. i'm sorry to hear about that. its unfortunate that her husband acted so poorly and that she cannot be more understanding of your reaction. i think it was completely justified. i hope they make it ashore safely so you guys can work on enjoying the time you have together.
I know I should update but I have nothing to say...
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10:06 PM
I just thought of something. I didn't feel like going to work today so I called in and said I was having stomach issues. Now I actually do have them. Why is it that whenever I lie it ends up actually happening?
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10:06 PM
I just thought of something. I didn't feel like going to work today so I called in and said I was having stomach issues. Now I actually do have them. Why is it that whenever I lie it ends up actually happening?
10 Im going to try to do the journal in this count down style this time. Plaingurl does it and shes super cool, so maybe if I do it too I can be cool.
9 Im not sure if itll work, but its fun to try new things.
8 Do you believe that there are two types of people for relationships? I believe it breaks...
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9 Im not sure if itll work, but its fun to try new things.
8 Do you believe that there are two types of people for relationships? I believe it breaks...
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laylajane69:
I have never been outside of the US besides one trip to TJ when I was 18 so you know I am excited to actually need to get a passport to go somewhere. I can't friggin wait. I think it's more fun when you are young to do this stuff and since I am getting up there I better start now.
lackluster:
yeah. you do.