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Hello, Hola, Ciao, Oi beautiful babes, I hope your Sunday is going well, if not may the winds of happiness blow away the clouds of despair. It was snowing all morning so Cat was in a fantastic mood and cooked us a nice breakfast. Fresh fruits. Ezekiel toast egg in baskets, and some fresh squeezed Orange Juice. I had an awesome birthday week, everyone was...
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Spinach Parmesan bagel with veggie cream cheese. To start the day.

The gluten frees never stood a chance....they were surprisingly undamaged.

450 degrees of pizza perfection

Today is my 40th birthday. How I made it this far is a miracle, what with all the drug abuse, alcoholism, endless chain of bad decisions, well the knife couldn’t kill me, the Bullet couldn’t kill me, the car crash couldn’t kill me, and the light rail train didn’t kill me. I’ve survived some shit that definitely would have killed a lesser human being.

I...
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Nico called his bestie Tiffany to tell her about his date.

“Tiff”

“Bestie! What’s happening sweet angel”

“I just had the best date with the coolest chick”

“I’ll be the judge of that”

“Tiff you’ll love her she’s incredibly sweet, plus she’s got a 76’ caddy”

“Do you actually like her, or just like her car”

“You know me so well, I actually like her,...
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Today in Colorado, the fine citizens of this lovely state voted in the first openly gay governor, showing how progressive this state is. I know Jared Polis will make a great governor. Changes are coming to this state. A better healthcare system, tax reform, and equality for everyone.

My birthday. I accept tips, books, vinyl records, and anything Chocolate. Dm for shipping details. Bonus points for those who guess how old I will be. I might send you a prize if your right.

Today I celebrated my niece Rosita’s 13th birthday. Holy smokes how time flies, I remember the day she was born. My sister Ariana called me in a panic that Elliana was giving birth and to meet them at the hospital. I still had a vehicle at this point so I left work and headed to the hospital kind of buzzed from the excitement of being...
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The night sky after our bike ride tonight. It was spooky.

Hola, Oi, Ciao, Hello lovely ladies and gents. It is another wonderful Sunday morning, I’ve done my planks and I made a delicious healthy breakfast for me and my sweetheart. We had fresh fruit with granola, egg white omelettes with veggies and tofu I seasoned with mama Carrera’s spice blend. My mom has blessed me with a pound of this wonderful spice blend. When I...
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