I’m the current holder of the Mici record for most Pepperoni pizzas stretched, topped, and cooked in an hour. That record(drumroll please) is 80 pizzas. My competitor who is a sniveling wannabe(the sadist in me enjoyed watching you cry.) Could only muster up 50 in an hour. Plus I got raises for me and my right hand man, I also won a $100 gift certificate to Il Posto(Cat and I’s next dinner date). I guess suppressing my fiery Latino temper was a good idea. I can’t suppress it to long don’t want to get soft.
The what the fuck moment of the day, that’s not how the squeeze bottle works.
Gelato, I could eat one of these containers and be in a week long food coma and be okay with it. Death by Valrhona Chocolate