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today McFreaksMeOut

that crop circle show I was talking about earlier came on again
and after I incorrectly guessed Little Monsters in Trivial Pursuit, it was on tv

it's like the tv and I have attained synchronicity, and I'm not really proud of that, just freaked out

this also happens with Simpsons episodes on a freakishly regular basis but I think it's probably just because...
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if I could clone myself I would totally have sex with my clone.

I'm so evil, in fact, that Altoids are not minty enough for me.

oh I am so glum I
keep forgetting what day it is and tomorrow is my mom's birthday
I have told her I will clean the litter boxes for a month
which in my house is a big deal because one of the mystery cats always seems to have diarrhea that he never buries

I hate living at home
my dad is always coughing and...
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I smell like the inside of my uterus

Minnesotan girls say "aboat" and not "about"
they don't usually, however, have the audacity to say "aboot"

I wear Canadian flags and leave semi-pornographic materials at the doctor's office
but that was a week ago so

I've got a big fat fuckin bone to pick with you my darling in case you haven't heard I'm sick and...
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how is it that I am introverted to the point of madness, yet there are times when the only thing that will make me happy is human contact?

any human.

sometimes you just gotta wrestle on Old Main mall, and you gotta have thinly veiled retardedness, and when it's all said and done you gotta spit your Aquafina at the kid because you refused to...
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I have killed people with my lack of sexual desire
I mean, really, I have killed them, they have languished in overheated dorm rooms on Wednesday nights with the bluest balls in the universe, because I would rather be a friend to the world than a lover to one.

have I told you this? I can't remember the last time I wanted physical affection other...
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trying to make yourself happy doesn't work. listing happy things out does not work. trying to make OTHER people happy does not work.

sometimes what it takes is an imromptu game of catch, on a windy day, the kind that makes your ears ache, and you're wearing a skirt and as if it were possible for you to be any more awkward...

yes, you trip...
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humid days and clingy shirts, oh yes, neo-folk in the car and remembering rain and running and 3 a.m. and love.

aren't we just esoteric, then. three days, one minute. how many entanglements today.

haughty pretentiousness aside, I feel a-ok, and in case you are not here are some things that make me a little less angsty than usual and maybe if you think about...
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looks like rain. boy howdy, does it ever look like rain.

and iced tea and tiny dirty tomatoes.

today I've parted my hair on the side and.. I look like Hitler. which is probably why jerks in tan SUVs give me the finger, yes yes right? yes? and not because I cut them off when traffic was bad.

Hi Hitler, your little Mazda Protege is...
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I am disappointed in myself
for having improperly pluralized Jedi.

not that anybody else cares about such things.

today you could raise your arms around me and I could forget.

it's fucking Monday and I get to go grocery shopping, and I get to tend to my bowels, and I get to grind my teeth.

looks like things are comin' up Milhouse!