"mother.. shitter.. son of a.. ass.."
I taste O'Doul's, which is stupid because I only had two sips an hour and a half ago. that shit tastes like fish. and I like fish, but I don't like nonalcoholicbeerlike fish.
it's Sunday night and I'm already freaking out about next weekend. the plan was to go camping with sixty million friends, but all but three of...
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I taste O'Doul's, which is stupid because I only had two sips an hour and a half ago. that shit tastes like fish. and I like fish, but I don't like nonalcoholicbeerlike fish.
it's Sunday night and I'm already freaking out about next weekend. the plan was to go camping with sixty million friends, but all but three of...
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dear life,
pssssssshhhh!
love,
krysten
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dear people who think skunk smells bad,
skunk smells like coffee, and that's really not a horrible thing. if you think skunk is the worst smell in the world, try cat piss on a down blanket. or chocolate Dum Dums. or overcooked cauliflower.
impatiently yours,
krysten
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dear boys,
if you could make your semen as warm as your...
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pssssssshhhh!
love,
krysten
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dear people who think skunk smells bad,
skunk smells like coffee, and that's really not a horrible thing. if you think skunk is the worst smell in the world, try cat piss on a down blanket. or chocolate Dum Dums. or overcooked cauliflower.
impatiently yours,
krysten
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dear boys,
if you could make your semen as warm as your...
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jimbo:
damn.. your right.. I'm a bigot..
tinyelvis:
you are cool. I had a wicked bonfire and melted beer bottles and exploded cucumbers and stuff. whee Saturday night!
That sounds awesome! I wish I could have had a sweet night like you. I grew up 'up nort' and had plenty of bonfires. Fun times.
That sounds awesome! I wish I could have had a sweet night like you. I grew up 'up nort' and had plenty of bonfires. Fun times.
"details, woman."
I will try, but not too hard. it probably won't make sense either way.
the best way I can think to explain it is.. cabin fever of the soul. or being jarred out of myself.
I am pretty much gone. and so is everyone else, and I always think I can rescue them, even when I'm just as poorly off as they are....
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I will try, but not too hard. it probably won't make sense either way.
the best way I can think to explain it is.. cabin fever of the soul. or being jarred out of myself.
I am pretty much gone. and so is everyone else, and I always think I can rescue them, even when I'm just as poorly off as they are....
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sentri:
Oh, most definitely. I'm on it..
y:
Oh, stop moanin'! 
okay, so I guess, like, "fuck" or something.
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billyfivecrows:
Hearing that from someone who is witty, intellegent, and quite beautiful herself, is not only a compliment
It's an honor
Thanks darlin'
c.
It's an honor
Thanks darlin'
c.
y:
Mmmmmm, explicit.
[expletive deleted]
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drstinkypants:
Apnea!?
what the hell is going on around here? i really wish i knew.
next thing you know AL and Nixon'll be leaving
and that is truly magical. do they have french bums? i bet french bums are pretty funny
what the hell is going on around here? i really wish i knew.
next thing you know AL and Nixon'll be leaving
and that is truly magical. do they have french bums? i bet french bums are pretty funny
dooblecain:
ok ok irish she mutants are fucking hot too, as long as they are sado masochistic
oh, ho ho ho ho ho.
krysten, age 20, approximately 5'3" and 100 pounds. brown hair, hazel eyes, wry facial expressions, silver tongue. current market value: $10.85 an hour.
got the library job, nutsack.
I'm one step closer to my dream of growing up to be a bitter old woman with fifty cats and a shotgun, rocking the afternoon away on my front porch. I've...
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krysten, age 20, approximately 5'3" and 100 pounds. brown hair, hazel eyes, wry facial expressions, silver tongue. current market value: $10.85 an hour.
got the library job, nutsack.
I'm one step closer to my dream of growing up to be a bitter old woman with fifty cats and a shotgun, rocking the afternoon away on my front porch. I've...
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aficionado:
Dammit, that panel of Jhonen is what I'm going to sound like sometime in the near future. I wanna know where the hell that came from cuz I surely can't place it. Remarkably, my spidey sense is telling me that it proobably came from something created by a Mr. Vasquez....
blah blah blah. couple weeks! yes! I'll probably come home on a weekend and stop in since it basically sounds like you work during the whole weekend. I think you have to pay a dollar to rent a video from that library. MAN! Who do I look like? Burt Reynolds?! What a RIP!
blah blah blah. couple weeks! yes! I'll probably come home on a weekend and stop in since it basically sounds like you work during the whole weekend. I think you have to pay a dollar to rent a video from that library. MAN! Who do I look like? Burt Reynolds?! What a RIP!
nementh:
...oops
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[Edited on Sep 21, 2005 9:45AM]
people make me spectacularly tired. especially frat boys who treat me like a four-year-old and then deign to call me after I've gone to bed early on a Friday night.
I am a hermit by nature. this is unacceptable. tickle fights are unacceptable, fucking cartwheels on Old Main mall are unacceptable, and stupid boys with bad taste in literature are unacceptable. "omfg a wall full...
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I am a hermit by nature. this is unacceptable. tickle fights are unacceptable, fucking cartwheels on Old Main mall are unacceptable, and stupid boys with bad taste in literature are unacceptable. "omfg a wall full...
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frankmask:
I've seen the proof, yes.
jimbo:
i read punisher comics, Palahniuk and some Kerouac. i'm to lame for words.. i'm jealous of you going to ireland, congrats with that
check this out.
you buy a t-shirt for $10, they donate $20 to the hurricane relief fund.
everybody wins.
do it do it.
update: they reached their goal of $50,000 so now they're "only" donating $10 for every shirt sold. that's 100% proceeds to charity, bitches. and it's like donating $10 straight up and getting a t-shirt out of the deal, and the t-shirt...
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you buy a t-shirt for $10, they donate $20 to the hurricane relief fund.
everybody wins.
do it do it.
update: they reached their goal of $50,000 so now they're "only" donating $10 for every shirt sold. that's 100% proceeds to charity, bitches. and it's like donating $10 straight up and getting a t-shirt out of the deal, and the t-shirt...
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dooblecain:
derp
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[Edited on Sep 09, 2005 9:21AM]
gdarklighter:
They've actually hit the 50 grand mark and are now only donating $10 per shirt. Still, not a bad way to help.
so it looks like this school year is off to a great start already.
I SLEPT THROUGH MY FIRST CLASS.
and now I have to go to work before I get crucified. see you later.
I SLEPT THROUGH MY FIRST CLASS.
and now I have to go to work before I get crucified. see you later.
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aficionado:
I thought you previously said something about applying for a new job? so I probably just jumped to the assumption that your current job is not same as last year's. yeah that's right, jumped to an assumption. I should just pretend not to know anything, which is pretty true in any case.
You feel that? Those are fuzzy, happy warm interview vibes. I'm just going to shut up now; i'm tired.
You feel that? Those are fuzzy, happy warm interview vibes. I'm just going to shut up now; i'm tired.
dooblecain:
one can never be too beautiful to be evil, they go together like cherries and evil ice cream
you should have stayed at ctf longer, it was fun, and I killed eric several more times
you should have stayed at ctf longer, it was fun, and I killed eric several more times
hi there.
you're beautiful.
g'night.
you're beautiful.
g'night.
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ratbugdave:
i found another member that likes harold and maude...wanna start a club or something?
crucifiedalien:
oh my god, shut up everyone...she's OBVIOUSLY talking to me! get out of my way motherbitches!
hi.
hi.
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hi.
hi.
[Edited on Sep 07, 2005 1:54AM]
Watch your back!
I like Cycling, Photography, Kids, Capitalizing Everything...
I work at a YMCA. I work with seniors during the day, and then special needs kids after school.
I'm waiting time on my roommates computer. I doubd she'd be to happy about me being on SG on her computer. I'm waisting time from hour to hour to win an X-box 360. (I'm going to get that damn thing!)
My sister lives in Whitehorse. (that's WAY north in the Yukon territories of Canada) She's on here too. littlehobbitfeet That there is her.
Now you know EVERYTHING about me! You'd better go and mark me as interesting too or else....!
Anyways, rawk on!
Ben L. Getcha
And that first line of indra's poem is really nice, isn't it.
I.