okay. okay okay, it goes like this.
Person 1: People think I'm easy, but I'm not. I'm like.. hard. really, really hard.
Person 2: -wince- ..So am I.
and the camera pans across the country and all the townspeople are weeping for their souls immortal, because, they, I dunno, I can't finish a goddamn sentence anymore.
I need someone who can CHALLENGE ME IN SCRABBLE, it's fucking ripping me apart, it's just, it's shit. okay? nobody knows as many goddamn words as I do, nobody knows the anagrams of everything, but I do, and I am alone with my lexicon and my bamboozlery and it's starting to suck.
BUT I FOUND THE PERFECT COMBAT BOOTS and I have no fewer than six new fetishes. yay.
Person 1: People think I'm easy, but I'm not. I'm like.. hard. really, really hard.
Person 2: -wince- ..So am I.
and the camera pans across the country and all the townspeople are weeping for their souls immortal, because, they, I dunno, I can't finish a goddamn sentence anymore.
I need someone who can CHALLENGE ME IN SCRABBLE, it's fucking ripping me apart, it's just, it's shit. okay? nobody knows as many goddamn words as I do, nobody knows the anagrams of everything, but I do, and I am alone with my lexicon and my bamboozlery and it's starting to suck.
BUT I FOUND THE PERFECT COMBAT BOOTS and I have no fewer than six new fetishes. yay.
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Let the political correctness end here!!!!!! I hate that shit...
I love you too...