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hey, my tonsillitis has RE-relapsed! god bless america!

and you all missed the point entirely, with the interuterine thing. with your unholy imaginations, I dunno, I expected more. apparently I am the only one who is tickled pink ((pink as a UTERUS)) over the difference between and confusion of intrauterine and interuterine.

interuterine syzygy! interuterine mindmelds! interuterine.. trade. whatever.

you are nothing but a spoonerism.
hug slut? slug hut?

YEAH. RAWK. I need to listen to more Metallica, just as a token of gratitude.. they dragged me through existence in middle school so that I might come to this?

I have noticed a stark pattern. a stark, stark pattern. I'm going to keep it a secret though.

instead of Afrocentric theory I am rereading...
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cyborgs are humans with robot parts. androids are robots with human parts.

I believe the children are our future, unless we stop them now.

as if my life could get any more annoying
as if I weren't socially retarded enough
these pants make my crotch look weird!

today I used the word "flapjack-tacular" on a birthday card.

there are things I can say and then regret, but I can't blame them on alcohol or lack of sleep. there are some things in which I do not partake.

another of these things is the mandarin orange. I do not eat mandarin oranges because they look like fetuses. I have nothing against fetuses, but...
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today McFreaksMeOut

that crop circle show I was talking about earlier came on again
and after I incorrectly guessed Little Monsters in Trivial Pursuit, it was on tv

it's like the tv and I have attained synchronicity, and I'm not really proud of that, just freaked out

this also happens with Simpsons episodes on a freakishly regular basis but I think it's probably just because...
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if I could clone myself I would totally have sex with my clone.

I'm so evil, in fact, that Altoids are not minty enough for me.

oh I am so glum I
keep forgetting what day it is and tomorrow is my mom's birthday
I have told her I will clean the litter boxes for a month
which in my house is a big deal because one of the mystery cats always seems to have diarrhea that he never buries

I hate living at home
my dad is always coughing and...
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I smell like the inside of my uterus

Minnesotan girls say "aboat" and not "about"
they don't usually, however, have the audacity to say "aboot"

I wear Canadian flags and leave semi-pornographic materials at the doctor's office
but that was a week ago so

I've got a big fat fuckin bone to pick with you my darling in case you haven't heard I'm sick and...
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how is it that I am introverted to the point of madness, yet there are times when the only thing that will make me happy is human contact?

any human.

sometimes you just gotta wrestle on Old Main mall, and you gotta have thinly veiled retardedness, and when it's all said and done you gotta spit your Aquafina at the kid because you refused to...
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I have killed people with my lack of sexual desire
I mean, really, I have killed them, they have languished in overheated dorm rooms on Wednesday nights with the bluest balls in the universe, because I would rather be a friend to the world than a lover to one.

have I told you this? I can't remember the last time I wanted physical affection other...
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