I'm pretty sure I'm going to post naked pictures of myself one of these days.
I have not been witnessed in all my naked glory in untold weeks. I'd always imagined that post-breakup krysten would be a lot less clothed than stuck-in-relationship krysten. so. yes. it is decided, then. it's naked photos or a hooker.
try to talk me out of it, you son of...
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I have not been witnessed in all my naked glory in untold weeks. I'd always imagined that post-breakup krysten would be a lot less clothed than stuck-in-relationship krysten. so. yes. it is decided, then. it's naked photos or a hooker.
try to talk me out of it, you son of...
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boney:
No, please! Don't take naked pictures and post them. I mean it. That would be so suboptimal. Wearing just the glasses would be perfect.
theshinobi:
What a dumb reason to like pirates.
thejack:
No entry found for esotericity.
Did you mean isotonicity?
Or is this simply the establishment of your little argot?
That would pretty much take all the fun out of calling you out on your vocab.
I'll be going now (waving languidly and swinging hips).
Did you mean isotonicity?
Or is this simply the establishment of your little argot?
That would pretty much take all the fun out of calling you out on your vocab.
I'll be going now (waving languidly and swinging hips).
not that anyone cares, but in my last entry I totally meant A Brief Hystery of the Uterus. yeah yeah. way to like.. undermine your own egotistical clever-osity-ification.
I heart morphological errors in the extreme.
tonight was a beautiful thing because I drew a crop circle on my arm and saw Hitchhiker with Teh Ex. mnerrr. it was a really good time. the movie was...
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I heart morphological errors in the extreme.
tonight was a beautiful thing because I drew a crop circle on my arm and saw Hitchhiker with Teh Ex. mnerrr. it was a really good time. the movie was...
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inlikeflynn:
by the way, the flamey bits in the picture of your brother and along the side in the picture of your cousins looks like a light leak in the camera. over-exposure turns the film bright orange and white.
and if I had to guess, I'd say those white peaky things in the second picture were squee-gee marks from drying the negatives.
ps - tell the kid he's got some sweet chops.
[Edited on Apr 30, 2005 7:51AM]
and if I had to guess, I'd say those white peaky things in the second picture were squee-gee marks from drying the negatives.
ps - tell the kid he's got some sweet chops.
[Edited on Apr 30, 2005 7:51AM]
bastardo:
I don't know why, but the fact that there is a town named Hugo out there has totally made my day. 
alyk:
you're a pervert...
inlikeflynn:
prove it.
I dunno, man. even if I hate you, I am pretty likely to send good feelings in your general direction if you exclaim things like "shittington fuckchrist!"
I'm all distraught because for some reason it is going to take until May 2 for a couple of my PayPal payments to clear. that's like.. Monday and shit. dude.
for that reason, and also because I've spent...
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I'm all distraught because for some reason it is going to take until May 2 for a couple of my PayPal payments to clear. that's like.. Monday and shit. dude.
for that reason, and also because I've spent...
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evilone999999:
Oh Alyk! Are you suggesting the three of us frolic together? That is very evil dont you think? So timely, I was just singing Sound of Music melodies the other day, actually hmm. LoL. Determined my personal favourite is the song with the lyrics...I am 16 Going on 17
What does frolicking entail exactly?
e1
What does frolicking entail exactly?
e1
theshinobi:
I can't assossiate myself with consumer hos. Good day to you.
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theshinobi:
You reek of cabbage.
theshinobi:
Surprisingly accurate. Damn, you're good.
so when the semester gets a little too rough, what do you do? you withdraw from your least favorite class at the last possible minute.
there is no way I can give an 8-minute speech on anything resembling Afrocentric thought. I can't even bring myself to talk in class most of the time. so what do I do? I quit! and I heartily recommend it...
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there is no way I can give an 8-minute speech on anything resembling Afrocentric thought. I can't even bring myself to talk in class most of the time. so what do I do? I quit! and I heartily recommend it...
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thejack:
demarcate: v. to set the boundaries of, to delimit
I thought you were some kind of vocabulary wizard?
BECK Guero "Girl" 1:44 - 2:02
I thought you were some kind of vocabulary wizard?
BECK Guero "Girl" 1:44 - 2:02
admiraljack:
Excuse me while I do some coke off a knife blade.
okay. okay okay, it goes like this.
Person 1: People think I'm easy, but I'm not. I'm like.. hard. really, really hard.
Person 2: -wince- ..So am I.
and the camera pans across the country and all the townspeople are weeping for their souls immortal, because, they, I dunno, I can't finish a goddamn sentence anymore.
I need someone who can CHALLENGE ME IN SCRABBLE,...
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Person 1: People think I'm easy, but I'm not. I'm like.. hard. really, really hard.
Person 2: -wince- ..So am I.
and the camera pans across the country and all the townspeople are weeping for their souls immortal, because, they, I dunno, I can't finish a goddamn sentence anymore.
I need someone who can CHALLENGE ME IN SCRABBLE,...
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alyk:
you love me even though I'm "ignorant and judgemental?"
Let the political correctness end here!!!!!! I hate that shit...
I love you too...
Let the political correctness end here!!!!!! I hate that shit...
I love you too...
inlikeflynn:
(I am flipping out a little.)
eh. rainy days make me hungry for teh snuggle.
I'm pretty sure hiccups are contagious, even transmissible through a phone line.
and most importantly, I have recently remembered that my favorite prefix is proto-.
I'm pretty sure hiccups are contagious, even transmissible through a phone line.
and most importantly, I have recently remembered that my favorite prefix is proto-.
alyk:
my favorite proto: proto-oncogenes...wanna make out?
when I take my penicillin it usually feels like it gets lodged in some sinister part of me. like it finds a cavity and rots there and doesn't enter my bloodstream.
sometimes my body forms one big cramp around it. I guess it is working, though, because the mucus around my tonsils has started to loosen. I only have two days left on the penicillin...
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sometimes my body forms one big cramp around it. I guess it is working, though, because the mucus around my tonsils has started to loosen. I only have two days left on the penicillin...
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jubalharshaw:
We should absolutely raid SGTC and make them recognize. Ok! 1, 2, :cliche asthma inhaler for courage: 3!!
I am officially part of the sinister ilk of Dorks Who Stay Home on Friday Nights. meh, it's cold out and if I hang out with people tonight I will only destroy them.
for you see, a single krysten is an unspeakably horny krysten. anyone who dares cross my path tonight had better be ready to succumb to crazy ninja lust. that's right. now that...
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for you see, a single krysten is an unspeakably horny krysten. anyone who dares cross my path tonight had better be ready to succumb to crazy ninja lust. that's right. now that...
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inlikeflynn:
"19 or 20? has there ever been a guy at that age who was good at it?"
I will say, without ego or pretension, that I was OMG AMAZING at oral sex at that age. Yes.
I will say, without ego or pretension, that I was OMG AMAZING at oral sex at that age. Yes.
rosscoe:
Bizarre.... right time for a nap.
Fingers crossed i DONT orgasm in my sleep.
Fingers crossed i DONT orgasm in my sleep.
[Edited on May 03, 2005 5:46PM]
In any event, I'm just fuckin w/ you.