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I am considering using this space (maybe tomorrow or the next day), to ask an analingus ettiquette question.

Before I do...any comments on this idea?

It's colder than a witch's tit.

I should know I've felt a few of them...and come to think of it they weren't very cold.

never mind

So I'm speaking with a Protestant clergyman from Stratfod-upon-Avon (you know, Shakespear's hood) and he asks me

"Do you have any Christian poetry?"

Yeah," I answer, "but NOT Pro-Christian."

Overheard a great conversation in the park yesterday.

"She give twney dollar blowjobs" one guy said to the other.

His companion responded "She'd have to pay me more that that."

I am in a bust some ass and dont bother with names mood. Then Im gonna fuck some young cute chick and make omelets in the morning. Im even willing to sleep in the wet spot.

Its a good day

The Dangers of Bank Robbing

In the week prior to Xmas there were two separate bank robberies that occurred as I was within a block of the bank being robbed.

The first was a local bank. The robber (described as a short Arabic looking man)entered, handed a note to the teller demanding money. Within sixty seconds the manager handed him a sack of cash, the...
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Well, I have posted my Christmas Story.

You can find it on my Livejournal memories at



http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=mentula&keyword=There+Must+Have+Been+Some+Magic&filter=all


It is entitled, "There Must Have been Some Magic"

It was written to be episodic, but it should take longer than five minutes or so to read

Schools out in a college town. I figured the open mic I host Monday nights at the coffee shop would have sparse attendance. But it was also the first week that the ad that included my name as host appeared.

We had the biggest turn out ever.

That was nice...some good poetry too. I read my Christsmas story. I have posted my (evil) Christmas story...
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For those of you that don't live in the Bay area or don't read the metro they had a story on a friend of mine the other day.

You can see it here

http://metroactive.com/papers/metro/12.01.04/partridge-0449.html

So I go to the Poetry Slam Wednesday night to compete and hang with Mike Mcgee.

The girl before me gets a higher score than me. I KNOW I did a better performance than her, so I ask Mike "How did she get a better score than me?"

He didn't hesitate "She's young and she's cute."

Damn he was right.

FUCK YOUNG AND CUTE CHICKS!...
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