Tuesday Jan 18, 2005

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I don't do this often but I am so impressed by Sophie new set that I just made her one of my five fav SGs
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isadore:
She is amazing! I left a comment on this set. I hafta wonder, do these really popular SG's with 300+ comments actually read them all??!! eeek
zofia:
isn't she gorgeous?

Saturday Jan 15, 2005

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So I was supposed to meet this guy for a (paying) politcal gig. He cancelled our first met. I rescheduled for today. He failed to show up. I'm gonna contact him tomorrow. If he still wants me my price just went up...considerably
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smthngclever:
Yeah! Charge him interest for being inconsiderate! I wish I could do that to people.
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roxxee:
What an ass

Wednesday Jan 12, 2005

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Okay, so Today I hadn't planned on seeing Beautiful "Boys Don't Cry" chick on the bus. I was taking a later bus. It was crowded...but, as I tend to look intimidating, there was an open seat next to me. Suddenly, as I'm reading my book, I hear "Hi Kyle," and a hand touches my knee as BBDC chick sits down next to me.

I feel...
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matheo:
Hey, it's pretty easy. use the following equation to sort out who you want to keep and who you want to let go:

Hard-to-get factor is "h" (10 being girl who never returns phone calls, 1 being outgoing, friendly and honest)*

Attractiveness is "A" (10 being hot, 1 being drunken prom date barfing in toilet). Includes both physical and psychological attraction.

and Utility is "u" (10 is sugar mama, 1 is crack addicted jewelry fiend). This should also be a measure of common interests and friends.

"T" being times been out and enjoyed yourself. Only count dates, not booty calls. (max 5)

"t" being times you anticipate seeing her in the next month (max 5)

[ T(u+A+t) ] / h

so add utility, attrractiveness, and the times you anticipate seeing her in the next month (max 5). Multiply this figure by the number of times you have been out and enjoyed yourself (max 5), and divide by how hard she is to get to know.

Anyone above 100 is ideal, practically unheard of. What is referred to as "the perfect 10". Probably marriage material. Or gay.

Your average girl will fall between 5 and 15.

Put all of your various girls through this equation, and see if something doesn't pop out at you.



*this should be a measure of how easy she is to get to know, not how easy she is to lay. An easy lay is inversly correlated to "u" (utility), given that if you lay her easily, the next guy down the block will probably bone her next week, whether you're dating or not. This equation is weighted in favor of people
eilidh:
whos the bbdc women?! aww u can never see far 2 many women, u live once, right! aslong as ur not breakin hearts its all good!


xxxx kiss kiss kiss

Tuesday Jan 11, 2005

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Okay...I mentioned meeting a beautiful woman yesterday and getting digits. I'm still floating about this (which is kind of weird cuz it ain't like its the first digits I ever got).

Let me explain what I mean by incredibly beautiful, cuz I don't exactly follow the norm.

She's tall, she's thin-ish. She has big lips and high cheekbones. She has very short mannish dirty blond...
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rubydoll:
She sounds lovely indeed! I can't wait to see what happens... love

Monday Jan 10, 2005

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Just met and got digits from an incredibly beautiful woman (on the way to the library)...

life is good at the monent.
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iggy:
ditto comment above me
frankly:
have you seen the canadian film "kissed" directed by Lynne Stopkewich? sounds like you might like it.

Friday Jan 07, 2005

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Okay, there seems to be some rsistance to my asking a Analingus ettiquette question.

So I won't burden y'all with it. It you are interested give me a comment and I backchannel the question to you.
sita:
I wasn't implying "resistance" to your question with my previous comment. I just pointed out a forum on this site that may be more appropriate for your inquiry since you seemed a bit hesistant to pose your concern in your journal.

Do what you like.

kiss
brokenalice:
Ok I'm just going to smile, nod, and pretend like I know what that is a reference to...

Thursday Jan 06, 2005

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I am considering using this space (maybe tomorrow or the next day), to ask an analingus ettiquette question.

Before I do...any comments on this idea?
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einzel:
I've also heard it called "tuccus lingus".
ash:
dude lots of ppl onthis site are knowledgable .. ask away

Wednesday Jan 05, 2005

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It's colder than a witch's tit.

I should know I've felt a few of them...and come to think of it they weren't very cold.

never mind
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isadore:
tongue That's almost like Steven Wright...

I always feel like that when I say I'm sweating like a pig. They don't sweat! That's why they roll around in mud... surreal oink
deathmistress69:
:grin: tee hee...
witches tits.. :giggle:

wishes for a lovely new year dahrling.. miao!!
miss fitZdarE*

Monday Jan 03, 2005

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So I'm speaking with a Protestant clergyman from Stratfod-upon-Avon (you know, Shakespear's hood) and he asks me

"Do you have any Christian poetry?"

Yeah," I answer, "but NOT Pro-Christian."
iggy:
thats amazing.

youre amazing.
cayce:
lol. so great. smile

Sunday Jan 02, 2005

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Overheard a great conversation in the park yesterday.

"She give twney dollar blowjobs" one guy said to the other.

His companion responded "She'd have to pay me more that that."
iggy:
thats so amazing.

Thursday Dec 30, 2004

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I am in a bust some ass and dont bother with names mood. Then Im gonna fuck some young cute chick and make omelets in the morning. Im even willing to sleep in the wet spot.

Its a good day
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juliana:
Wet spots, in my opinion, should not exist. Only more swallowing.

But I dunno. I'm pretty naive sometimes.
mentula:
Juliana....I'm gonna have you suck dry my sheets some day

Monday Dec 27, 2004

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The Dangers of Bank Robbing

In the week prior to Xmas there were two separate bank robberies that occurred as I was within a block of the bank being robbed.

The first was a local bank. The robber (described as a short Arabic looking man)entered, handed a note to the teller demanding money. Within sixty seconds the manager handed him a sack of cash, the...
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wyspurr:
katfireblade saw a bank robbery last week two...wonder if it was one of those?
mentula:
My (well...they weren't really mine...but you know what I mean) robberies in question occurred in California.
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