A Haiku
She liked being spanked
"Please put red welts on my ass"
Should have known my mom.
She liked being spanked
"Please put red welts on my ass"
Should have known my mom.
So I just got back from a Spoken Word show in Oakland, Tourettes without Regrets, hosted by Jamie Kennedy.
http://www.livejournal.com/user/jacklejaw/5757.html
Jamie asked me to read but I wasn't feeling it and just watched the show. But I did get to speak to some old friends, amazing performance poets, and got several of them to agree to do my little show at the coffee titty bar...
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http://www.livejournal.com/user/jacklejaw/5757.html
Jamie asked me to read but I wasn't feeling it and just watched the show. But I did get to speak to some old friends, amazing performance poets, and got several of them to agree to do my little show at the coffee titty bar...
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topramen:
Wow, congrats! 
I admire anyone who can get up on stage in front of people and perform (no matter what the art form). My bf gets a rush playing his guitar onstage.
But for me--it takes the life outta me whenever I have to do something like that--so I'm in awe of those who are drawn to it...
I admire anyone who can get up on stage in front of people and perform (no matter what the art form). My bf gets a rush playing his guitar onstage.
But for me--it takes the life outta me whenever I have to do something like that--so I'm in awe of those who are drawn to it...
mentula:
So bring your bf tomorrow and read something. I'll bet we can return life to you.
[Edited on Jul 30, 2004 7:22PM]
[Edited on Jul 30, 2004 7:22PM]
I hate that I can only have five favorite SGs. I had the first five that added me as friends (and are also very hot...and very cool at the same time), but I found I had to add another SG (Also hot and also cool, who has shown me a kindness), and the only way to do it was to remove one of my favs....
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stacie:
Hahaha! Cute! I wish i could have more than 5, toO!
bliss:
Don't feel dirty it happens to the best of us!
Okay, so poverty sucks.
My SG account expired, and I had no way to renew it. But thanks to the kindness of a wonderful person, I'm back for another three months.
I don't have permission to publicly thank this person but if you read through my journal, you can probably figure it out.
Thank you
My SG account expired, and I had no way to renew it. But thanks to the kindness of a wonderful person, I'm back for another three months.
I don't have permission to publicly thank this person but if you read through my journal, you can probably figure it out.
Thank you
Okay so the time once again has come to go to the biniki/lingere coffee bar and do some poetry.
Yes, this is going to be a weekly thing. Poetry, coffee, and almost naked women.
If you are in the South Bay this Saturday, we start at 7PM. 3 dollar cover that goes to the poet
at
Sugars Coffee Bar
http://www.sugarsmagazine.com
1082 Santa Clara Blvd, San...
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Yes, this is going to be a weekly thing. Poetry, coffee, and almost naked women.
If you are in the South Bay this Saturday, we start at 7PM. 3 dollar cover that goes to the poet
at
Sugars Coffee Bar
http://www.sugarsmagazine.com
1082 Santa Clara Blvd, San...
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franandzooey:
Naked ladies and poetry?! Really? That sounds kind of cool. Have fun!
mentula:
So drive up from LA. Bring Juliana with you, I miss her.
Juliana was kind enough to write a testimonial about me. I swear I didn't pay her (or even ask her) but it got me to thinking about my favorite word origin.
Testify: the root of testimonial, testimony, testament et al.
You know how when you testify in court you put your left hand on the bible and raise your right hand, and swear to tell...
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Testify: the root of testimonial, testimony, testament et al.
You know how when you testify in court you put your left hand on the bible and raise your right hand, and swear to tell...
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lucyfur666:
why do u think it would be dangerous to come to Portugal ? 
lucyfur666:
ohhh.. I see 
ehhehheh but you should take the chance, anyways 
ehhehheh but you should take the chance, anyways So we had the first open mic show at the lingere/bikini coffee bar. I have to admit I was a little nervous (aside from the fact that I look scary in lingere). I had no idea if poetry and almost naked chicks works.
I think it went okay and there will be more (hopefully weekly). I'll let you know.
I did notice one thing.
The...
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I think it went okay and there will be more (hopefully weekly). I'll let you know.
I did notice one thing.
The...
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juliana:
38 friends! The hell!!! 
mentula:
40 if you count the two who have lapsed. I'm a friendly guy. Why do you always have trouble believing what a popular guy I am? despite all the evidence to the contary you have seen over the years
Well, Tonight is the first poetry show at the semi-titty coffee bar. This is going to be very weird and I have no idea if it will work...but what the hell.
I know SG has events going on tonight, and a lot of people will be busy but if you're near the South Bay, check it out.
Sugar's Coffee Bar, 1082 Santa Clara Street (at...
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I know SG has events going on tonight, and a lot of people will be busy but if you're near the South Bay, check it out.
Sugar's Coffee Bar, 1082 Santa Clara Street (at...
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jamielee:
hehehhe you said tittie and i'm immature!
mentula:
as long as you have titties...I don't care
I'm sure you've heard of poetry at coffee houses.
But have you heard of poetry at a coffee house where the barristas wear almost no clothing? I certainly hadn't, but I'm going to be hosting a poetry show there.
Where: Sugar's Coffee bar 1082 Santa Clara Street, San Jose, California
When: 7:00 pm, Saturday, July 24th
Cover: 3 dollars (that goes to the poet)
All...
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But have you heard of poetry at a coffee house where the barristas wear almost no clothing? I certainly hadn't, but I'm going to be hosting a poetry show there.
Where: Sugar's Coffee bar 1082 Santa Clara Street, San Jose, California
When: 7:00 pm, Saturday, July 24th
Cover: 3 dollars (that goes to the poet)
All...
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narcissus:
No prob, dude, I was waiting to see if you were going to leave a comment or not. Can't make the poetry thing, going to the SG Burlesque show!
letigre:
why not?
actually, i had pancakes for lunch. so i guess i just need the puppy.
actually, i had pancakes for lunch. so i guess i just need the puppy.
juliana:
How in fuck did you manage to pull together a friends list comprised PURELY of SGs?
... Amazing.
... Amazing.
mentula:
Let's see. I just checked in a mirror and yep...I'm a bad ass
So I found this site because I've known Julianasuicide for a few years.
"Why don't you ever post on lj or something like that?" I ask her
"I do," she says, "on SG"
So here I am, not a girl and having not yet successfully committed suicide.
Though as an embalmer I'm pretty sure I have seen more suicide than the vast majority of the...
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"Why don't you ever post on lj or something like that?" I ask her
"I do," she says, "on SG"
So here I am, not a girl and having not yet successfully committed suicide.
Though as an embalmer I'm pretty sure I have seen more suicide than the vast majority of the...
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~cheers