Wednesday Apr 07, 2004

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Attention all my loyal beasties. I have an amazingly cool announcement. I, you're humble leader, am going to audition for a reality TV show. Wait! Before you turn on me with taunts and large rocks, learn first what this show is about. It's about...*wait for it*....running for President of this great nation. I'm going to film my audition tape tonight and pray to all the greater gods that the fine people at showtime have the foresight to include me in their worthy program. Behold...American Candidate.

For those of you that are unaware, becoming President of the United States has long been a primary goal of mine. For proof of this meglomania, check out my
Website.

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I have this weird obsession with symmetry.

I'm laughing my ass off because I just added myself to my friends list. The first time I denied myself, but when I rerequested friendship I finally came around to the idea. Man...I need to quit my job. I'm finding bugs in other peoples code. *shakes head*

Fucking Pigs

1. Have you ever accidentally or intentionally eaten a bug? If so, what?
2. Where is the craziest place you've had sex?
3. Yes or No?

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1. Yea. Fresh flying termites are a delicacy in Kenya. Yum Yum. Like rice crispies.
2. On top of my car in a park. There was an SUV parked not too far away with some kids getting stoned.
3. Yes...no wait. Umm....yes.
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The ability to think and feel contradictory thoughts and emotions simultaneously is the only think that separates humans from animals.
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Egypt is more dependent on tourism than anything else, especially Cairo. I think that makes up a significant part of the cultural landscape. In many ways its much the same as New York City. All things considered, I enjoyed it quite a bit.

[Edited on Apr 10, 2004 2:06PM]

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