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Nate was a snake. He liked being a snake, slithering everywhere with little in the world to worry about.

Well, one day Nate was slithering through the jungle, and there he found a lever. There was a sign next to the lever that read "Lever to Destroy the World." Nate decided that this was important, so he told everyone what he had found.

In celebration of this discovery, and the protection that it could bring there was a great feast, and many gifts were brought from all over the world. When Nate was asked what he wanted he thought for a time. What would he want? So in the end he asked them for a cake so large, I haven't the time to describe it. So the greatest bakers in the world made him his cake.

On the day of the celebration Nate was taking pictures with people by the lever. The end of the day was coming when a large truck arrived, it was going rather fast, but everyone was so distracted they didn't notice. He kept going, unable to stop. He swerved and crushed nate with the truck, his giant cake too large for the truck to stop.

The people stared in disbelief. They asked the driver, "Why did you hit Nate!?"

To which he replied simply, "Better Nate than lever."