NYC subways are the nastiest places in the history of the planet. Especially on a Friday night. Seriously. I was not only yelled at by a drunk homeless dude for not having cigarettes on my person because I don't smoke, but was then asked for change. Then was asked again for change by another homeless dude seconds later... all the while wearing my headphones to... Read More
I think wearing headphones only works for guys. When my boyfriend wears his nobody talks to him. When I wear mine it's like they are invisible. They just keep talking no matter how much I act like I can't hear them.
I'm single now. It's very strange. I haven't been single in some time now. I am also very, very, very high right now. It's been 5 hours at most and already I don't know what to do with myself. So I got high.
I totally agree about the strange part. recently got out of a 6 year relationship. basically all of your time is doing something for that person or with them. I had no idea what to do with myself. it was really weird at first
1. "Goddamn these towels feel awesome."
2. "...and nowww the E kicks in."
3. Have the new liver on standby.
4. "Don't mind me, keep fapping."
5. "zzz... mmm, vodkaaa zzzz..."
i'm all about the Paperboy car death.