From perlpunk

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Meg is my number one slice! Since we'd been slangin we dun dabowled ow chedda. She don't drink like no dum hoe netha.

Seriously, I love you!

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Meg is cool. She comes in 2 flavors: Bondage Megze and Classic Pin-up Gun Megze.

Someday soon she will be 21, and then she will be able to go drinking with us. Which will be real cool.

I'm secretly thinking about letting her paint my car.