Okay, name the following movie and actor that matches this quote:
"Strawberry preserves. Goddamn."
No cheating! Cheating entails looking at imdb or google or any other internet-based thing that might find you the answer. I'll know if you cheat, because I have arcane, eldritch energies coursing through my body at the moment. Also, you can't aim me the answer; the winner will be the first...
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"Strawberry preserves. Goddamn."
No cheating! Cheating entails looking at imdb or google or any other internet-based thing that might find you the answer. I'll know if you cheat, because I have arcane, eldritch energies coursing through my body at the moment. Also, you can't aim me the answer; the winner will be the first...
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This is my imitation of me in the car driving home tonight:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!!"
As you may have guessed, enigmagirl showed up for the first time since last Wednesday tonight. Here's a transcript of our conversation:
Her: *glance, no actual eye contact* "Hey."
Me: "Hey, what's up?" (or something similarly suave)
And then she magically vanished.
So apparently I did fuck up...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGH!!!!"
As you may have guessed, enigmagirl showed up for the first time since last Wednesday tonight. Here's a transcript of our conversation:
Her: *glance, no actual eye contact* "Hey."
Me: "Hey, what's up?" (or something similarly suave)
And then she magically vanished.
So apparently I did fuck up...
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prudence:
yes, you really should ask for her number.
daze1:
eye contact? you dont need that when she has her face buried in your taint... so why would you need it now?
This needs revision, yes, but it's the first thing I've written in a while that I'm somewhat happy with.
FOUND ELEMENTS SEQUENCE 02-17-03
Eight miles high
and when you touch down
you look for it again
spend waiting minutes in public places standing around
looking into the dark
for something dark
passing time by stringing words together
strung lines in a sequence.
Here. Look what...
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FOUND ELEMENTS SEQUENCE 02-17-03
Eight miles high
and when you touch down
you look for it again
spend waiting minutes in public places standing around
looking into the dark
for something dark
passing time by stringing words together
strung lines in a sequence.
Here. Look what...
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avanttard:
Yeah, I'm all sneaky-snake. I do that to throw off my millions of potential stalkers.
It's funny because usually people say how I look identical in every single picture.
If I hadn't just taken a bunch of cold medicine, I would've read all those words you wrote. Yeah.
It's funny because usually people say how I look identical in every single picture.
If I hadn't just taken a bunch of cold medicine, I would've read all those words you wrote. Yeah.
anonymouse:
I knew Jesus was a roadie for Spinal Tap.
Oh wait, it's time for crap-ascii art. \m/
Yeah.
Oh wait, it's time for crap-ascii art. \m/
Yeah.
"if you don't stop to smell the roses now / they might end up on you"
Word. Preach on, Brother Mould.
Word. Preach on, Brother Mould.
prudence:
yay!!! thanks so much!!
they also had the tracks for another cd i was having trouble finding the track list for- 'can't stop it: austrailian post-punk 1978-1983.'
there was another....a comp called 'ska all mighty,' where they had the song titles, but not the artists
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they also had the tracks for another cd i was having trouble finding the track list for- 'can't stop it: austrailian post-punk 1978-1983.'
there was another....a comp called 'ska all mighty,' where they had the song titles, but not the artists
[Edited on Feb 17, 2003]
I'm back. Had to move stuff around for the painters, and just decided to leave my computer unplugged for a week. I got soooooooo much work done.
In other news, I had what I think was a date last night. Or whatever you call it when an 18 year old who you've been making eyes at all night asks you if you want to go...
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In other news, I had what I think was a date last night. Or whatever you call it when an 18 year old who you've been making eyes at all night asks you if you want to go...
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relethed:
i'm a bit disappointed by your story, and had a hard time empathizing.
i mean, c'mon--who's going to believe that you met a contradictory, sexually maddening she-demon? what? a girl who confuses and frustrates you. pfft.
if only you would have self-fellated with your jagged, broken teeth, the tale would have been fulfilling and genuine.
humpy motherfucking valentine's day
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i mean, c'mon--who's going to believe that you met a contradictory, sexually maddening she-demon? what? a girl who confuses and frustrates you. pfft.
if only you would have self-fellated with your jagged, broken teeth, the tale would have been fulfilling and genuine.
humpy motherfucking valentine's day
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mistersatan:
What you should have done is when she stuck her hand out, taken it gently, kissed it ever so softly, looked longingly into her eyes, and said, "Baby, I'm gonna sine yo' pitty on the runny kine..."
Works like a charm.
Works like a charm.
I'm all hatey today. Poo.
It's probably cuz I can't get my usual mid-day naps WITH THESE FUCKING PAINTERS IN THE HOUSE. GAH.
Everytime I hear or see one of them, the lizardy part of my brain says, "KILL KILL KILL."
It's kind of reassuring to know that that part of me still exists, actually.
Update:
Wow, total mood swing to wootness in about 10...
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It's probably cuz I can't get my usual mid-day naps WITH THESE FUCKING PAINTERS IN THE HOUSE. GAH.
Everytime I hear or see one of them, the lizardy part of my brain says, "KILL KILL KILL."
It's kind of reassuring to know that that part of me still exists, actually.
Update:
Wow, total mood swing to wootness in about 10...
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relethed:
"so there never was a lizard?"
"now, i'm disappointed in you. there never was a meempants."
(name the misquote!!)
so, if you're the lizard, then i guess that makes me spiderman, here to protect your painters from death.
sorry you can't get afternoon naps i live across the hall from some noisy folk who often interrupt my silence. i love my silence.
"now, i'm disappointed in you. there never was a meempants."
(name the misquote!!)
so, if you're the lizard, then i guess that makes me spiderman, here to protect your painters from death.
sorry you can't get afternoon naps
i live across the hall from some noisy folk who often interrupt my silence. i love my silence.
joscelyne:
Hatey! I like that. It's like right up there with how the word "bear" makes me smile. Not because a bear is cute or cuddly or anything, because a real bear could kill you. But just...the way it's said.
And pants, that word is just funny too. Sorry, this probably makes no sense to you at all. ..meep!
And pants, that word is just funny too. Sorry, this probably makes no sense to you at all. ..meep!
Yet another interesting side-effect of quitting smoking: increased blood flow to the extremities.
Mrowwwww. It's like I'm thirteen all over again.
Mrowwwww. It's like I'm thirteen all over again.
anonymouse:
There are two actors more punchable than Ethan Hawke who are more famous than he is: Colin Farrell and Russell Crowe (they might be the same person, I'm not sure).
Now, I specify "actors" because I know people in real life who are more punchable. I mean, people that I know. Personally. And I can restrain myself. From punching them. Because I'm a pussy and scared of the consequences and also a pacifist.
Now, I specify "actors" because I know people in real life who are more punchable. I mean, people that I know. Personally. And I can restrain myself. From punching them. Because I'm a pussy and scared of the consequences and also a pacifist.
relethed:
mmm...11th finger....
I want to start a punk band that does nothing but covers of Prince songs and Run DMC songs.
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relethed:
the mfa has been a big sanity saver for me. i managed in a college po for 3 years after finishing my ba, and...oh, lord. there were valuable lessons to be had, and it looks nice on my resume, and i met a lot of nice people, but when you have a personality that cries out for a direction in life while you're ensconced in a day in day out job? needless to say my mind doesn't cry on me so much now that i'm back in school doing something with a more tangible direction.
so do you write much? i'd be interested to see what you write. it's great to see writers who pay attention to philosophy and theory--for myself, that's so critical to creating enduring, worthwhile art.
my big advice (though you've prob heard it from profs) is to really research the professors and the program's stylistic direction when you're looking at mfa's. i wound up in a program pretty entrenched in traditional, realistic fiction. it's working out for me, but i've had plenty of frustration so far, as someone exploring the boundaries...
see you on the flip side
so do you write much? i'd be interested to see what you write. it's great to see writers who pay attention to philosophy and theory--for myself, that's so critical to creating enduring, worthwhile art.
my big advice (though you've prob heard it from profs) is to really research the professors and the program's stylistic direction when you're looking at mfa's. i wound up in a program pretty entrenched in traditional, realistic fiction. it's working out for me, but i've had plenty of frustration so far, as someone exploring the boundaries...
see you on the flip side
lefty:
if you include Morris day and the time, im in... we could do Jungle Love!
"whats with the porn abstention?" thats the question i keep getting.. it was really doing bad things to my mind... you know things are bad when things you never thought would turn you on are turning you on... it just had to be done for a while...
"whats with the porn abstention?" thats the question i keep getting.. it was really doing bad things to my mind... you know things are bad when things you never thought would turn you on are turning you on... it just had to be done for a while...
corpus is much improved by a little fog. though I suppose most cities are.
kingbugs:
...apple, ripple, champipple (a la fred sanford), cripple (?), Mr. Whipple, ...
I almost wish I could bring myself to watch it, just so I could play this:
http://www.marcmelzer.net/sotudg/
http://www.marcmelzer.net/sotudg/
m1e2r3l4i5s:
no shit!.... we'd all be in the bathroom puking our guts out
krista:
Oh no, not Leif Garrett! I was like the only girl in may class that didn't think he was cute. Such a freaking mess he turned into.
Soylent Green! Of course!
Edit: Spoken by... the NRA guy... what's his name? CHARLTON HESTON
Edit2: No idea what the name of the character is, so no bonus track. I would like a mix with the theme: "hunger"
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In your face, relleno ether!