I have returned. Like McArthur to the Phillipines. Or something. Had to take a little "internet sabbatical" to catch up with my semester and keep it from spiraling into the toilet.
Which only sorta worked, but what the hey, I've been in college since 1996...it's not like I'm going to die if I have to wait one more semester to graduate. Fs stopped fazing me...
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Which only sorta worked, but what the hey, I've been in college since 1996...it's not like I'm going to die if I have to wait one more semester to graduate. Fs stopped fazing me...
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True story:
Dyed pink hair, tattoos resplendent, tall, rumour has it a stripper:
"Dance with me."
"But......Okay."
We hit the cheap parquet. I stumble.
"Can you dance?
"Not really."
I stumble around some more. I'm doing pretty well, I think.
"You want me to lead?"
"Nah. I'm okay."
The stumbling continues. There's some flailing involved as well.
Both hands on my shoulders, she stops and...
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Dyed pink hair, tattoos resplendent, tall, rumour has it a stripper:
"Dance with me."
"But......Okay."
We hit the cheap parquet. I stumble.
"Can you dance?
"Not really."
I stumble around some more. I'm doing pretty well, I think.
"You want me to lead?"
"Nah. I'm okay."
The stumbling continues. There's some flailing involved as well.
Both hands on my shoulders, she stops and...
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oipthestampede:
Damn you for never being around...and living in dead jesus....
mistersatan:
Hey meem- where'dja go?
My Braves lost in the playoffs. Again. And they did it in the usual way, getting my hopes up with two men on and nobody out in the ninth, failing to score and crushing what's left of my cold, black heart.
The really weird and horrifying thing about all this is that all my favorite sports teams do this to me, just about every year....
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The really weird and horrifying thing about all this is that all my favorite sports teams do this to me, just about every year....
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murkling:
Hey,hey,hey now! At least you don't live in Boston.I guess you could comeback with football, but baseball is the only sport that I actually follow. * goes back to rooftop awaiting his chance to snipe at the opposing stars next season*
murkling:
Yeah at least the Yankees got fucked! Ha Ha! Last years WS was awesome!
It was really dissapointing this year.. the new owners and the strong start. The only game I went to this season was definitely the best of the season though. I was at the D. Lowe no-hitter. First at home Boston no-hitter since 1967.
They are murderous to watch every year though. They always start sooo strong and then just gradually suck.
It was really dissapointing this year.. the new owners and the strong start. The only game I went to this season was definitely the best of the season though. I was at the D. Lowe no-hitter. First at home Boston no-hitter since 1967.
They are murderous to watch every year though. They always start sooo strong and then just gradually suck.
Updating just for the sake of updating......
Okay, I just sat here in front of my keyboard for about 10 minutes. I truly have nothing to say.
I'm only 24 and my brain's already ossifying.
Okay, I just sat here in front of my keyboard for about 10 minutes. I truly have nothing to say.
I'm only 24 and my brain's already ossifying.
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murkling:
Oh ... I thought it was 31% not gay. I will cancel that flower delivery then.
mistersatan:
hey, thanks for the feedback about my story, man- and thank you for being honest.
Today, you get a short short story. I call it "A Memoir of Infinity". Enjoy:
I feel compelled, perhaps by the vanity of age, to record my story. I am in my study, surrounded by reproductions and prints of a famous painting, as I write this. The story is mostly about the painting. It is both quite short and infinitely long. Why that is true,...
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I feel compelled, perhaps by the vanity of age, to record my story. I am in my study, surrounded by reproductions and prints of a famous painting, as I write this. The story is mostly about the painting. It is both quite short and infinitely long. Why that is true,...
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quijybo:
mmm large vocabulary and recognition of the jhonen vasquez reference in my name...
mistersatan:
Far out, man...
This is my first entry. There are many others like it, but this one is mine.
OR
This is not my first entry.
This one is.
OR
This is not my first entry.
This one is.
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meempants:
What are you blathering about, Oip?
solisis:
he speaks!
and she speaks.
load the gun
we all fall down now
and she speaks.
load the gun
we all fall down now
*sigh*