mcsweeney

I spent about five hours midday out on the motorcycle yesterday. I loved every minute of it, except for the flaming sunburn that I have on my arms. Lesson learned (perhaps). The worst part is that the insides of my elbows got burned and is incredibly painful when I bend my arms for anything, so I'm just not bending them. So in the meantime I'm just walking around like a glowing red zombie.

I used to think I was smart.

Edit: This flaming zombie routine isn't funny any more.