Today is my stupid 22nd birthday.
So far it pretty much sucks a big one.
I'm gonna try to use it to get into a show for free
and then maybe it'll get me a few drinks.
Yup . . . gotta whore out my birthday . . .
being an "adult" is funny like that.
So far it pretty much sucks a big one.
I'm gonna try to use it to get into a show for free
and then maybe it'll get me a few drinks.
Yup . . . gotta whore out my birthday . . .
being an "adult" is funny like that.
![puke](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/puke.3724b71956e4.gif)
![oink](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/pig.341d66fde6b7.gif)
![blackeyed](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/punch.6a3d8a00b8f8.gif)
Never the less, happy birthday! May you live to 120 in health and happiness.
If not health and happiness, then at least with good times and a drink now and then.