Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

maxk

Brooklyn, NY

Member Since 2004

Followers 64 Following 88

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Wednesday Jan 19, 2005

Jan 18, 2005
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Max
2. MagicMax
3. MaxK

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My wit and sense of humor.
2. My appreciation of the finer things in life.
3. I never take a sunrise or sunset for granted.

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My stomach.
2. That I can't give up soda.
3. That I have to diet.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Russian
2. French
3. German

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1. Why people need to be mean and cruel to one another.
2. Math.
3. President Bush.

THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. Stupidity.
2. People who make slow motion right hand turns.
3. Writers who receive fame and fortune who don't deserve it. (Not sour grapes--seriously no talent writers that somehow make it.)

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Spiders
2. Loosing loved ones
3. Getting a disease.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Coke (Cola).
2. Masturbation.
3. My high blood pressure med.

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A bathrobe.
2. My birthday suit.
3. I was done at 2

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. Computer.
2. Speakers.
3. Purell.

THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
1. Fuck me!
2. Shit, piss and corruption!
3. God, I can't believe I'm this tired.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:
1. The Deers.
2. The Bobs.
3. I like mostly solo artists.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Common People (The Bill Shatner version)
2. I can't remember the other track off of Has Been about his estranged daughter.
3. Fly Me to The Moon.

PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
1. Co-workers.
2. Roommate.
3. A few select friends.

THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
1. Too possessive.
2. They break up with me.
3. Major miscommunication.

THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Trust
2. Great Sex
3. Friendship

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Wit.
2. Nice eyes.
3. Small boobs.

THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
1. Math.
2. Eat runny eggs.
3. Cut a deck of cards with my right hand. (I can do it with my left--but I'm right handed--go figure)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Magic.
2. Antique/garage sale/Thrift shopping.
3. Collecting art.


THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. Sex
2. A girlfriend.
3. To be a working screenwriter.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Car sales.
2. Full time magician.
3. Web site owner.

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. Nawlins.
2. Vegas.
3. Key West.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Get married have kids and live happily ever after.
2. Make love to two women at once.
3. Be a working Screenwriter.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE
1. Sleeping.
2. Quickly.
3. Do I have to?
girly:
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Danielle
2. Girly
3. mom

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my small breasts
2. my nice butt
3. I'm patient

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm
2. not
3. telling

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Polish
2. Check
3. English

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1. Science
2. why someone would tell a potential SG that she needs a makeover
3. why people drive SUVs if they cannot park them straight

THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. Stupidity.
2. noisy neighbors
3. people that interrupt me when I'm talking

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Spiders
2. Losing loved ones
3. Getting a disease.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Mountain Dew (preferrably with vodka)
2. ramen for lunch
3. my little boy (or at least knowing he's okay)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. white cotton panties
2. white cotton t-shirt
3. stretch yoga pants (no, I don't do yoga, the pants are just comfy)

THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. computer
2. iPod
3. shelf stereo system I won in a contest back in the day when I worked

THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
1. Fuck!
2. Cunt. (It's my favorite four letter word)
3. No! (toddler at the climbing stage)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Rancid
2. Nine Inch Nails
3. Ben Folds Five

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Lady by Lenny Kravitz
2. Stuck In the Middle With You by Steelers Wheel
3. I don't know, I like too much music!

PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
1. Son
2. Husband
3. Dog. Wait, that's not a person. DanielK and Angeluca. I don't get out much.

THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
1. They cheated on me
2. They break up with me because they found another girl
3. Abusive

THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Trust
2. Great Sex
3. Friendship

Those are good, I'll stick with that wink

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Wit.
2. Nice eyes.
3. Sense of humor

THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
1. Fly
2. control the weather
3. move things with my mind

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. sewing
2. shopping
3. playing with the boy


THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. More money
2. I want to go to a concert
3. to be an SG

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. SG
2. Model
3. Anything I can do from home

THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. Alaska.
2. Vegas.
3. Norway

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Get married in Vegas
2. Watch my son grow up
3. Leave the country (for vacation or travel or whatever)

THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE
1. I don't want to die
Jan 19, 2005
cerah:
Somehting like that wink
Jan 19, 2005

More Blogs

  • 09.03.09
    2

    Thursday Sep 03, 2009

    Have not been on in forever! Lots going on. I got married! But th…
  • 04.11.09
    2

    Saturday Apr 11, 2009

    Made it to 50!
  • 03.26.09
    0

    Thursday Mar 26, 2009

    Have not been here for awhile, and now I see another change to the si…
  • 01.19.09
    4

    Tuesday Jan 20, 2009

    Read More
  • 01.07.09
    0

    Thursday Jan 08, 2009

    I will be hosting/performing Magic at KITTY NIGHTS this Sunday, Jan 1…
  • 01.03.09
    2

    Saturday Jan 03, 2009

    Read More
  • 12.31.08
    2

    Wednesday Dec 31, 2008

    Going to a private party where Amanda Palma and The Danger Ensemble w…
  • 12.27.08
    0

    Saturday Dec 27, 2008

    My day: Woke up to another parking ticket I can't afford. Ran to t…
  • 12.24.08
    1

    Thursday Dec 25, 2008

    Have not written because I've been crazy busy and depressed. The othe…
  • 12.24.08
    0

    Wednesday Dec 24, 2008

    http://vimeo.com/2621242 This video was shot in one take!

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

24
years
11
months
27
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,700 SuicideGirls
  • 1,113,818 followers
  • 15,141,195 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,875,893 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | Safety Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Complaint / Content Removal Policy | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2026

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo