THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Max
2. MagicMax
3. MaxK
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My wit and sense of humor.
2. My appreciation of the finer things in life.
3. I never take a sunrise or sunset for granted.
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My stomach.
2. That I can't give up soda.
3. That I have to diet.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Russian
2. French
3. German
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1. Why people need to be mean and cruel to one another.
2. Math.
3. President Bush.
THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. Stupidity.
2. People who make slow motion right hand turns.
3. Writers who receive fame and fortune who don't deserve it. (Not sour grapes--seriously no talent writers that somehow make it.)
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Spiders
2. Loosing loved ones
3. Getting a disease.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Coke (Cola).
2. Masturbation.
3. My high blood pressure med.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A bathrobe.
2. My birthday suit.
3. I was done at 2
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. Computer.
2. Speakers.
3. Purell.
THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
1. Fuck me!
2. Shit, piss and corruption!
3. God, I can't believe I'm this tired.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:
1. The Deers.
2. The Bobs.
3. I like mostly solo artists.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Common People (The Bill Shatner version)
2. I can't remember the other track off of Has Been about his estranged daughter.
3. Fly Me to The Moon.
PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
1. Co-workers.
2. Roommate.
3. A few select friends.
THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
1. Too possessive.
2. They break up with me.
3. Major miscommunication.
THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Trust
2. Great Sex
3. Friendship
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Wit.
2. Nice eyes.
3. Small boobs.
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
1. Math.
2. Eat runny eggs.
3. Cut a deck of cards with my right hand. (I can do it with my left--but I'm right handed--go figure)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Magic.
2. Antique/garage sale/Thrift shopping.
3. Collecting art.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. Sex
2. A girlfriend.
3. To be a working screenwriter.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Car sales.
2. Full time magician.
3. Web site owner.
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. Nawlins.
2. Vegas.
3. Key West.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Get married have kids and live happily ever after.
2. Make love to two women at once.
3. Be a working Screenwriter.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE
1. Sleeping.
2. Quickly.
3. Do I have to?
1. Max
2. MagicMax
3. MaxK
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My wit and sense of humor.
2. My appreciation of the finer things in life.
3. I never take a sunrise or sunset for granted.
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My stomach.
2. That I can't give up soda.
3. That I have to diet.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Russian
2. French
3. German
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1. Why people need to be mean and cruel to one another.
2. Math.
3. President Bush.
THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. Stupidity.
2. People who make slow motion right hand turns.
3. Writers who receive fame and fortune who don't deserve it. (Not sour grapes--seriously no talent writers that somehow make it.)
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Spiders
2. Loosing loved ones
3. Getting a disease.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Coke (Cola).
2. Masturbation.
3. My high blood pressure med.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A bathrobe.
2. My birthday suit.
3. I was done at 2
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. Computer.
2. Speakers.
3. Purell.
THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
1. Fuck me!
2. Shit, piss and corruption!
3. God, I can't believe I'm this tired.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:
1. The Deers.
2. The Bobs.
3. I like mostly solo artists.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Common People (The Bill Shatner version)
2. I can't remember the other track off of Has Been about his estranged daughter.
3. Fly Me to The Moon.
PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
1. Co-workers.
2. Roommate.
3. A few select friends.
THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
1. Too possessive.
2. They break up with me.
3. Major miscommunication.
THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Trust
2. Great Sex
3. Friendship
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Wit.
2. Nice eyes.
3. Small boobs.
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
1. Math.
2. Eat runny eggs.
3. Cut a deck of cards with my right hand. (I can do it with my left--but I'm right handed--go figure)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Magic.
2. Antique/garage sale/Thrift shopping.
3. Collecting art.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. Sex
2. A girlfriend.
3. To be a working screenwriter.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Car sales.
2. Full time magician.
3. Web site owner.
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. Nawlins.
2. Vegas.
3. Key West.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Get married have kids and live happily ever after.
2. Make love to two women at once.
3. Be a working Screenwriter.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE
1. Sleeping.
2. Quickly.
3. Do I have to?
1. Danielle
2. Girly
3. mom
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my small breasts
2. my nice butt
3. I'm patient
THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I'm
2. not
3. telling
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Polish
2. Check
3. English
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
1. Science
2. why someone would tell a potential SG that she needs a makeover
3. why people drive SUVs if they cannot park them straight
THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
1. Stupidity.
2. noisy neighbors
3. people that interrupt me when I'm talking
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Spiders
2. Losing loved ones
3. Getting a disease.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Mountain Dew (preferrably with vodka)
2. ramen for lunch
3. my little boy (or at least knowing he's okay)
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. white cotton panties
2. white cotton t-shirt
3. stretch yoga pants (no, I don't do yoga, the pants are just comfy)
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK
1. computer
2. iPod
3. shelf stereo system I won in a contest back in the day when I worked
THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
1. Fuck!
2. Cunt. (It's my favorite four letter word)
3. No! (toddler at the climbing stage)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Rancid
2. Nine Inch Nails
3. Ben Folds Five
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITES SONGS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Lady by Lenny Kravitz
2. Stuck In the Middle With You by Steelers Wheel
3. I don't know, I like too much music!
PEOPLE YOU SPEND THE MOST TIME WITH:
1. Son
2. Husband
3. Dog. Wait, that's not a person. DanielK and Angeluca. I don't get out much.
THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
1. They cheated on me
2. They break up with me because they found another girl
3. Abusive
THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Trust
2. Great Sex
3. Friendship
Those are good, I'll stick with that
THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Wit.
2. Nice eyes.
3. Sense of humor
THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
1. Fly
2. control the weather
3. move things with my mind
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. sewing
2. shopping
3. playing with the boy
THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
1. More money
2. I want to go to a concert
3. to be an SG
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. SG
2. Model
3. Anything I can do from home
THREE PLACES YOU WOULD GO ON VACATION:
1. Alaska.
2. Vegas.
3. Norway
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Get married in Vegas
2. Watch my son grow up
3. Leave the country (for vacation or travel or whatever)
THREE WAYS THAT YOU WOULD WANT TO DIE
1. I don't want to die