ya think sneezing while driving is dangerous? Try throwing up FOUR TIMES while driving!
Then just the thought that you puked while driving makes you want to puke more, then you realize there's nothing left, and you get the dry heaves. Yeah, very attractive Max. Then I pull up to my driveway all sweaty and messy from vomiting only to see two hot new girls either moved in right next door, or are visiting--and they are right on the steps in their bathrobes while one is brushing the other's hair! And I look and feel like crap. Couldn't even introdice myself.
More Blogs
-
3
Thursday Jun 08, 2006
New profile pic. Lemme know what you think. This is how I look now. B… -
2
Thursday Jun 08, 2006
Sick as a dog. Just called into work to let them know I won't be comi… -
9
Monday May 29, 2006
Off today for Memorial Day. If I get through with all of my errends, … -
3
Thursday May 25, 2006
Day off today, but I have to go into work for an all store meeting. G… -
3
Monday May 22, 2006
Day off today. Lots of work to do today. Doesn't really feel like a d… -
5
Wednesday May 17, 2006
There doing work on my boiler this morning, so I had to take a cold s… -
4
Saturday May 13, 2006
I went to the Exotic World Burlesque Museum Benefit at Raffifi on Thu… -
5
Wednesday May 10, 2006
Day off today. Lots to do before I either take my mom to a play in th… -
2
Friday May 05, 2006
Heading into the city on my day off to go to an early training for wo… -
6
Monday May 01, 2006
Arrrrghhhhhh! I think I screwed up my Breitling watch trying to adjus…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGAB2Mm6xGA