0
I went to a couple of car-type things today: Pissing and Moaning, and an evo meet. That's evo as in Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution, which is a really fucking fast car for about 30,000 dollars. And when I saw fast, I mean this thing will go toe to toe with BMW M3's and Prosche 911's. Fast. There were a bunch of evo'sa t the in-n-out, which...
Read More
al:
You are so adorable.
pinkisux:
and how!
0
Pants are a scam.
VIEW 12 of 12 COMMENTS
pinkisux:
but xero you still wore them didn't you?
mmmm stinky pants. i wonder why my leopard print bondage pants smell like... they have never been washed.
debrajean:
and condoms and school
0
Somehow, I slept through my alarm, and completely missed an appointment. How the hell did this happen? It's like the most irritating alarm ever. I am so angry.

And I even went to bed early to make sure this wouldn't happen.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
pinkisux:
kasia thinks we should switch alarm clocks.... but i don't want to wake up when yours goes off
imagoldfish:
ok, the idea of you and pinki in bed together just flashed through my mind and was really, really wierd.
heh heh, everyone is mad jealous of you because of al. good for you.
0
I got a pair of pants today. Maybe people will stop staring at me now.

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
disappearhere:
Pants are key.
daisuki:
thanks asswipe. i feel a lot better.
in other news, i actually think you'd really like surf girls. just put it on mute and watch 'em run around in bikinis. occasionally they talk, but it's not important.
0
Hangovers are uber-lame.

The weekend is over, my car isn't here yet. I am sad.

disappearhere:
Somebody got a haircut.
imagoldfish:
no car yet! oh no! when? when!?!?
0
My weekend will be rad. I hope.

Oh, and new pic. Lame or not? So far, it's been judged universally lame. Now I have to find a new one.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
imagoldfish:
definitely lame. i liked the old one mway more. why don't you put a bunch in the my pics folder and let people pick?
melissa2:
hello....
0
I got a tetanus shot today.

I scratched myself while ripping apart some shelving units with my dad. They were pretty crappy (read: rusty) and I ended up with a really cool looking scratch on my forearm - and though the idea of lockjaw is pretty interesting, I opted to retain chewing abilities.

Oh, and I cut my back on a doorknob (don't ask, I'm...
Read More
daisuki:
if you get lockjaw you don't have to give blowjobs.
disappearhere:
I think the shot is a scam. I have sliced scewered and impailed myself on much dirty metal, for I am a welder and machinist. I have never had a tetanus shot and I don't have lockjaw. I have some other serious problems but I don't think there is any relation.
0
he was sweet child good birth weight was quiet and kept to himself
disappearhere:
What's that from I know I've read it somewhere.