maxi

LOLOLOLOL, I wish I got a picture of last nights events
I decided to make the paste that my friend told me about for my rash, SO I took some hot Chamomile Tea and oatmeal and started to spread it all over my legs, it felt so good and warm, like sinking into a bowl of hot oatmeal, lol anyway the dogs pushed their way in to the bathroom and I was sitting on the side of the tub in my underwear, and they kept nibbling pieces off my thigh, it wasn't gonna kill them! just extra fiber, then I went to check the thermostat, I was kinda chilly, and they all ran after me trying to eat the paste off me I was shooing them away but I couldn't stop laughing, it was like some Benny Hill Skit.all I needed was the music to BH.
then I made a tray of Mini Pizza Bagels ( in honor of David Cross on MIB ) but not with fontina Cheese, Mozzarella as usual. watched Shark Tale. it was cute but I kept comparing it to Finding Nemo, Which I love, and it was too Urban, like some urban is ok but it was kinda Overboard. but I thought having a Whale Wash was ingenious!
Then I got the attention I was looking for from Ant ( flat out Hot SEX ) it should have been illegal!!!

today I got an email from bobcoulter who want to shoot with me, i had been a fan of some of his work from www.crazybabes.com for some time, now the only thing standing in the way of a shoot is this fucking rash, not sure if he believes me, tell him everyone! i really do have a RASH!
this is my South Park Maxi! and yes the fangs and ice cream are appropriate!

nothing much planned for the weekend as of yet, its kinda cold again.

Food Craving: Crab Imperial stuffed Mushrooms
OCDF 89%

with Nose ring! also the Paste gave me 5 hrs of relief but i needed draino for the tub afterwards