Swell time the other night Philly!
so yesterday i was at the hair salon for 4 hours! got a new cut and dyed it Mauve! can't wait to get some pix to post! i have never had my hair dyed Professionaly, and my hair is Jet Blk naturally so you can imagine the long ass process it was!
here is a lil list i made up in my response to all the other list out there that give funny names to degrading things to do sexually to women....
: Shag Frug: when a dude is so hairy its a scavenger hunt to find the package
capt N Crunch: this is when your lover decides he can't hold in his Air Biscuit while having sex
Hole in NONE: when your man is feeling around down stairs and rubs in one spot and its not your clit or vagina but just the side of your leg
: Charlie in the bush: when a mans pubic hair is longer than his dick
The Abacus: when a guy w/ tiney nuts is doing you from behind and all you can think of is one plus one on an abacus
: Tall Drink in a Shot Glass: alot of shit talking by the dude who can't produce the stamina or the load to back it up.
alabama slammer: when i dudes going down south on you and you come fast and snap his neck off,
the cactus: when you get crotch burn from some winner who shaves his shaft too much
Rantallion...when a guy's shot pouch is longer than the gun, and keep shooting blanks and misses the target
: Pulling a Linus: A guy so attached to his toys that he doesn't take time to play a little
: Bronco Bonita: when you having an O and you call out another mans name and you grab on to your mans back hair.
: cheese barrito:finding that your lover didn't wash befor recieving oral from you
shout it out: when he splooges all over your good comforter
Father Figure: when the sex has gone way past its time and you hear WHOs your Daddy?
Sneaky Pete: when he keeps slipping it out one hole and trying to slip it in the 3rd
Rice Krispies - when you have dried up TP on you when he goes downtown
The hook & bait: when you find out what you have been eyeing up all along was a dirty pair of tube socks stuffed in his crotch
so yesterday i was at the hair salon for 4 hours! got a new cut and dyed it Mauve! can't wait to get some pix to post! i have never had my hair dyed Professionaly, and my hair is Jet Blk naturally so you can imagine the long ass process it was!
here is a lil list i made up in my response to all the other list out there that give funny names to degrading things to do sexually to women....
: Shag Frug: when a dude is so hairy its a scavenger hunt to find the package
capt N Crunch: this is when your lover decides he can't hold in his Air Biscuit while having sex
Hole in NONE: when your man is feeling around down stairs and rubs in one spot and its not your clit or vagina but just the side of your leg
: Charlie in the bush: when a mans pubic hair is longer than his dick
The Abacus: when a guy w/ tiney nuts is doing you from behind and all you can think of is one plus one on an abacus
: Tall Drink in a Shot Glass: alot of shit talking by the dude who can't produce the stamina or the load to back it up.
alabama slammer: when i dudes going down south on you and you come fast and snap his neck off,
the cactus: when you get crotch burn from some winner who shaves his shaft too much
Rantallion...when a guy's shot pouch is longer than the gun, and keep shooting blanks and misses the target
: Pulling a Linus: A guy so attached to his toys that he doesn't take time to play a little
: Bronco Bonita: when you having an O and you call out another mans name and you grab on to your mans back hair.
: cheese barrito:finding that your lover didn't wash befor recieving oral from you
shout it out: when he splooges all over your good comforter
Father Figure: when the sex has gone way past its time and you hear WHOs your Daddy?
Sneaky Pete: when he keeps slipping it out one hole and trying to slip it in the 3rd
Rice Krispies - when you have dried up TP on you when he goes downtown
The hook & bait: when you find out what you have been eyeing up all along was a dirty pair of tube socks stuffed in his crotch
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grimjack:
Ill be there will balls on...errr, I mean BELLS. 
What time are we all looking to hook up at?
What time are we all looking to hook up at?
grimjack:
Me and Synflower were talking about going record shopping, wine tasting, early dinner before hitting up South Street. If you're not busy, you should join us...and I PROMISE you, Ill find you a white wine with no sulfates that tastes gooooood. If I could turn my crazy red wine drinking ex-girlfriend to white, you should be easy.