Darlings! I attended the first day of the Hon Fest in Hampden in the beuatiful city of Baltimore, MD yesterday.
Let me tell ya Hon, it was somethin' else. Beautiful people, fightin' people, drinkin' people, dancin' people, stylin' people, workin' people...And sexy, beautiful women of all ages made up all faboo, swingin', bright, colorful! Any woman who can rock a beehive, heels, and cat-eyes is a woman after my own heart, so needless to say I thoroughly enjoyed myself. And the Polka-Dots, OH THE POLKA-DOTS!
This picture above is my favorite. This lady has got attitude and she's fucking hot! Look at that face...Damn...Isn't she naughty? I almost wanted to say something rude just so I could've gotten beaten with that bag, but alas, the calling never came, so I went on to gawk at the many other gorgeous women, men, and children cavorting down The Avenue. This is the first time I've really had the chance to explore Baltimore and I gotta say, I think this is my favorite city. And this picture says it all. People are just doin' their own thing and there are no elitist-slamslut-fashion-nazis in the scene crushin' on anyone, so people can actually breath and fucking enjoy their life without having to worry about some spoiled schmuck with a hip-chip on their shoulder...But that's what's cool about Baltimore too, even if there were fashion-mutants lurking in the dark corners of this city (and I know there are) these people just wouldn't give a flyin' FUCK Hon. They have the callousness of a New Yorker without having to be all hard n' shit...That last sentence doesn't really mean anything except for what you know it means. God bless you New Yorkers who haven't let the city crush your light and who refuse to die a robot-rat death. You people are what I love about New York. But enough about that place, it's tired anyway - BALTIMORE IS THE SHIT!!! There are more pics of the Hon Fest in my "Folk & Like" pic folder if you want to check em'. The hoola-hoopin' gals were a blast, that little black girl wouldn't quit! She just kept hoopin' and hoopin' and hoopin' while her parents and I laughed aloud. I drank two forties and danced on the sidewalk to some swingin' live music right next to this 80 year old man who was pracitcally crumpin' right there in the street like TightEyez or some shit....My god, why didn't I take a picture of him?...Some lights are just to bright I guess. Not that anybody reads this shit, but if any of you out there reading this are from Baltimore, keep it live and lovely. Thank You. I'm gonna write John Waters a letter just to let him know what a blast I had. I met two lovely young ladies named Julia and Sierra. I also met two nice men at the Hon Fest named Jessie and Rob, oh and Jessie's dog Abby of course. Yo! It was a blast y'all! Who wants to open a Drive-In Movie Theatre with me in Baltimore?
Let me tell ya Hon, it was somethin' else. Beautiful people, fightin' people, drinkin' people, dancin' people, stylin' people, workin' people...And sexy, beautiful women of all ages made up all faboo, swingin', bright, colorful! Any woman who can rock a beehive, heels, and cat-eyes is a woman after my own heart, so needless to say I thoroughly enjoyed myself. And the Polka-Dots, OH THE POLKA-DOTS!
This picture above is my favorite. This lady has got attitude and she's fucking hot! Look at that face...Damn...Isn't she naughty? I almost wanted to say something rude just so I could've gotten beaten with that bag, but alas, the calling never came, so I went on to gawk at the many other gorgeous women, men, and children cavorting down The Avenue. This is the first time I've really had the chance to explore Baltimore and I gotta say, I think this is my favorite city. And this picture says it all. People are just doin' their own thing and there are no elitist-slamslut-fashion-nazis in the scene crushin' on anyone, so people can actually breath and fucking enjoy their life without having to worry about some spoiled schmuck with a hip-chip on their shoulder...But that's what's cool about Baltimore too, even if there were fashion-mutants lurking in the dark corners of this city (and I know there are) these people just wouldn't give a flyin' FUCK Hon. They have the callousness of a New Yorker without having to be all hard n' shit...That last sentence doesn't really mean anything except for what you know it means. God bless you New Yorkers who haven't let the city crush your light and who refuse to die a robot-rat death. You people are what I love about New York. But enough about that place, it's tired anyway - BALTIMORE IS THE SHIT!!! There are more pics of the Hon Fest in my "Folk & Like" pic folder if you want to check em'. The hoola-hoopin' gals were a blast, that little black girl wouldn't quit! She just kept hoopin' and hoopin' and hoopin' while her parents and I laughed aloud. I drank two forties and danced on the sidewalk to some swingin' live music right next to this 80 year old man who was pracitcally crumpin' right there in the street like TightEyez or some shit....My god, why didn't I take a picture of him?...Some lights are just to bright I guess. Not that anybody reads this shit, but if any of you out there reading this are from Baltimore, keep it live and lovely. Thank You. I'm gonna write John Waters a letter just to let him know what a blast I had. I met two lovely young ladies named Julia and Sierra. I also met two nice men at the Hon Fest named Jessie and Rob, oh and Jessie's dog Abby of course. Yo! It was a blast y'all! Who wants to open a Drive-In Movie Theatre with me in Baltimore?