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I'm infected!

Austrobilharzia is a parasitic Trematode common to southern california brackish marshes. After shedding from their intermediate host, the marsh snails, Austro cercariae set out in search of their final hosts, the birds that frequent the marsh. Unfortunately, little Austro is drawn to anything that emits heat, the birds being the only homeotherms endemic to the marsh.

After penetrating the flesh of an unknowing biologist-in-training and burrowing through the first few layers of skin, Austro has little more than enough time to say "Holy Fuck, you're not a bird!", before perishing. The death of our little hero leaves in it's wake an incredibly itchy red welt, commonly known as Swimmers Itch.

It looks like this :






And I got it doing this :






My first parasites! I'm so proud...

*tear*
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
mobprod:
Hot scientists in stagnant water! Brings a tear of joy to my eye.
Aug 2, 2005
isomorph:
You have been warned! Forsake your belief in the false ways of science. Follow the one true path of FSM, or fall forever!!!



Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

I'm sure that you've already seen this, but now that it is doubly appropriate, I could not help but include it in your thread. Enjoy.

I am up for a gasp of air before it is time to go back on my head for another rotation. The good news, though, is that the unit coming in November cancelled. Hope it stays that way.

I also hope your immune system takes care 'o business. Looks like it is doing a bang-up job so far. Mine is almost done with the octopus bite. Can we look forward to any suppuration or scarring?


[Edited on Aug 02, 2005 1:35PM]
Aug 2, 2005

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