So, I went out to dinner with my friends tonight and we played the 'Porn Star Name Game'. You know the game, where you figure out what your name would be if you were a porn star. You take the name of the first pet you ever had followed by the name of the street you grew up on.
And it totally works! My ex would be 'Dillain Parkhurst'. Pretty porny, huh? My other friends would be 'Eva Valerio' and 'Ginger Garden'. Not bad, right?
But what about me? What would my uber sexy alter ego be known as?
Bingo El Sueno!
Thats right, watch out, 'cause Bingo El Sueno's taking the stage.
I love it!
So, what would your porn star name be?
And it totally works! My ex would be 'Dillain Parkhurst'. Pretty porny, huh? My other friends would be 'Eva Valerio' and 'Ginger Garden'. Not bad, right?
But what about me? What would my uber sexy alter ego be known as?
Bingo El Sueno!
Thats right, watch out, 'cause Bingo El Sueno's taking the stage.
I love it!
So, what would your porn star name be?
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crystal self help hippie propoganda? can i take it your dad loved it then?