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Sunday Aug 22, 2004

Aug 22, 2004
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So, I went out to dinner with my friends tonight and we played the 'Porn Star Name Game'. You know the game, where you figure out what your name would be if you were a porn star. You take the name of the first pet you ever had followed by the name of the street you grew up on.

And it totally works! My ex would be 'Dillain Parkhurst'. Pretty porny, huh? My other friends would be 'Eva Valerio' and 'Ginger Garden'. Not bad, right?

But what about me? What would my uber sexy alter ego be known as?

Bingo El Sueno!

Thats right, watch out, 'cause Bingo El Sueno's taking the stage. tongue I love it!

So, what would your porn star name be?
VIEW 26 of 26 COMMENTS
delusion:
so, hades tomorrow?


crystal self help hippie propoganda? can i take it your dad loved it then? tongue
Aug 24, 2004
delusion:
haha...i had no idea that you went with him, it just fit your description of him so perfectly. tomorrow sounds like a plan. you should invite Fractal. i'd love to meet her.
Aug 24, 2004

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