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Monday Apr 24, 2006

Apr 24, 2006
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just a quick couple of things, while they're crossing my mind:

- i got my federal tax return today (already spent my state on dolls and an mp3 player that should be here tomorrow), so now i have to decide which tattoo i want. hmmm...

- i use weird intensifiers. like "soul-suckingly" and "ass-rapingly." yeah, i don't know.

- the pajama pants that i was wearing up until a minute ago have Winnie the Pooh on them. he's sleeping on a cloud. also, there are teddy bears on other clouds. um...wait. isn't Pooh himself really a teddy bear? now my brain hurts. frown it's kind of like on that kid's show Arthur, about that anthropomorphic aardvark and his friends. Arthur has a pet dog, yet one of his schoolmates IS a dog. i find that kind of thing utterly confounding and proof of why anthropomorphosizing (my god i hope that's spelled right) is a generally bad thing. unless it's anthropomorphic food, then it's just funny. probably part of my anti-furryness.

- i reeeeally don't want to go to work. i've been opening the past few mondays but tonight i have to close, which means i have to put out a crapload of shitty new releases. there's a TON of stuff coming out. i sure hope most of the work gets done before i get there, i don't want to be there putting out new stuff until 2 in the morning, especially because i have to work at 11 tomorrow. puke
xanippi:
i hate work. i need my pills to work...

ass-rapingly haha that word is mine now. MINE
Apr 24, 2006
balboa:
but IT IS a REAL giant strawberry!it's not a tattoo! biggrin
lol!
Apr 24, 2006

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