this is the final pirate joke....while i will not put them in my journal anymore, i will definately continue to practice them in front of the mirror....
FINAL PIRATE JOKE
a pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender cant help but ask, Whats with the steering wheel? ARRRR, the pirate answers, its drivin me nuts.
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FINAL PIRATE JOKE
a pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender cant help but ask, Whats with the steering wheel? ARRRR, the pirate answers, its drivin me nuts.
alright...so,...
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hi everybody....
thought i would take a break from the pirate jokes this entry, but don't worry...i got george bush jokes...
GEORGEBUSHJOKE
What major goal does George W. Bush still dream of accomplishing?
okay, well...i got the long weekend off, nothing really happening today, but tomorrow a bunch of us are heading up to rome for a pubcrawl. so that should be fun.
i am...
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thought i would take a break from the pirate jokes
this entry, but don't worry...i got george bush jokes...
GEORGEBUSHJOKE
What major goal does George W. Bush still dream of accomplishing?
okay, well...i got the long weekend off, nothing really happening today, but tomorrow a bunch of us are heading up to rome for a pubcrawl. so that should be fun.
i am...
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veganjihad:
oh we keep the sars vat under tight supervision...so whats it like being vegan in italy???
mattthegoon:
GEORGE BUSH ANSWER :
being elected president.
being elected president.
PIRATE JOKE
why does the pirate's phone go "beep beep beep beep beep"?
well, i have been living without dsl hookup for five days now, and i feel so out of the loop. my internet provider has a person whose job is to work with people who speak english (it's an italian service). well, she went on august vacation, and they didnt' replace her. so...
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veganvixen:
i think u may be an evan bigger dork than me
veganvixen:
i can't get that site out of my head.
PIRATE JOKE
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
alright...last night's dinner went so well...my wife and i made gnoshi with tomato sauce and pasta with peppers and onions. well we sat around, ate, went through four bottles of wine, and half a bottle of tequila. i am totally one of those people who cannot go to sleep when they are drunk...unfortuanately, i have...
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temptess:
Married!?
kestrel:
Omg, married is so the answer.
day two of the busy weekend....yesterday i watched "the life of david gale" which was very good, and i managed to predict the surprised ending. i also completed harry potter and the sorcerers stone, and started metroid prime for gamecube.
today however, we are having a couple over for dinner. when i called last night, darrell (that's his name, her name is erica) told me...
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today however, we are having a couple over for dinner. when i called last night, darrell (that's his name, her name is erica) told me...
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freakpirate:
Fucking deck you say?
Welp, at least I'm fucking something I guess...
Welp, at least I'm fucking something I guess...
mattthegoon:
a CAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!
i have so damn much to do this weekend...i am helping clean the house today, which will probably include the bathroom and the to bedrooms...and possibly even the terrace. i also have to watch "the life of david gale" which i rented last night, and need to return today. i am playing harry potter on the pc, and have to devote time to him, and...
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kestrel:
Haha, that was just an excuse to use the cute pirate smileys, wasn't it? 
I'll probably use one in every one of my entries, they're just that cool.
And I can't think of the answer... but I have a ton more if you want them.
I'll probably use one in every one of my entries, they're just that cool.
And I can't think of the answer... but I have a ton more if you want them.
mattthegoon:
hmmmm...
[Edited on Jul 26, 2003]
[Edited on Jul 26, 2003]
TODAYS PIRATE JOKE : how did the pirate finally quit smoking?
so, i have been gone for about a week or so...my dsl got all fucked up, and i had to wait for the italian servicemen to roll on over to my house to fix it. as it turns out, all i had to do was re-install windows xp. it sucked...it's amazing to me how...
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so, i have been gone for about a week or so...my dsl got all fucked up, and i had to wait for the italian servicemen to roll on over to my house to fix it. as it turns out, all i had to do was re-install windows xp. it sucked...it's amazing to me how...
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veganvixen:
he stopped lighting himself on fire? i dunno. aaw poor kitty cat 
that's a lot of mom's for one trip. how long have you been in italy? glad u got the dsl back, i spend way to much time online.
that's a lot of mom's for one trip. how long have you been in italy? glad u got the dsl back, i spend way to much time online.
nuria:
Whore for the governement and you've been in Italy for too long? Wow, sounds like we're in the same boat.
hello everyone...it has been a pretty good week so far, and i am really enjoying my weekend off. i took miles (my new kitten, check mypics) to the vet, and as it turns out, he has an upper respiratory infection...so i am feeding him medicine that he hates. but it smells like bananas...
also today, i watched swashbuckler (sp?) which i had never seen...but let...
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veganvixen:
glad u like the pic. what is the answer to ur joke, i need to know, or i'll go crazy!
veganvixen:
hehehe, got anymore jokes my dear?
i gots me a new kitten. his name is Miles. he is between 3 and 4 months old. he is grey and white tiger striped.
i can do nothing but smile today.
goon
ps...check for a picture of him in mypics.
i can do nothing but smile today.
goon
ps...check for a picture of him in mypics.
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strangelight:
Hey, thanks for the backup on the "Bush is a Fucktard" board. For all the times I've posted anything in the Current Events board, you might be the first person to actually shoot me some props. Most times my posts are completely ignored, aside from the isolated disagreement by Souljacker. I was beginning to think I was the only one who could read my posts. So, not to gush or get weird, but thanks.
captain_deez:
ARRR!!! You have made Ship's Mate!!!
-Captain Deez-
-Captain Deez-
hi everyone...it's been a while since i updated my journal...but seriously, not alot has been happening. i've been working so much, but thank god i just hit the first day of a three day weekend. i appreciate these so much...that i pretty much do nothing these days. actually...i am planning on heading to the beach one of these days to go cliff jumping, so we'll...
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veganvixen:
it costs a buckanear
veganvixen:
nice pics. i like the kitten one and the rubber face one the best.
*hate for the joke*
you're turning me into a hateful person. bastard.