A normal, typical day at work. I'm typing away merrily, lunch is only half an hour away. And suddenly, for no reason at all, I'm hit by this sudden massive weight of horniness. There is literally nothing in my office that could cause this. No pretty girls, no stifled sense of repressed sexuality, nothing. And I'm not talking a general tendency towards illicit thoughts, either - an utter wave of complete lust. The kind of feeling that makes it difficult to sit straight in your chair and for me, made it difficult to have my groin under the desk. Yes, it was that bad. With, of course, no release. And then, about 20 minutes later... Gone.
So fuck knows.
No doubt nobody will enjoy reading this, but my parents always raised me to share embarassing everyday details. Although to be fair, kudos to you if you've made it this far. No doubt this entry will solidify my role as 'perv member'. Infamy will be mine, dammit.
So fuck knows.
No doubt nobody will enjoy reading this, but my parents always raised me to share embarassing everyday details. Although to be fair, kudos to you if you've made it this far. No doubt this entry will solidify my role as 'perv member'. Infamy will be mine, dammit.
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felidae:
I think the "into" list tipped me off - anyone with an ounce of geek and literacy in their makeup has my smiles. I'll be out to play in Jillies tomorrow night, probably with long blue and blonde dreaded extensions. Might spy you!
traumatron:
...not as much as what im gonna do to you. 