matt_organic

My God I'm on fire tonight. It's just a shame that only 4 other people on the planet share my exact sense of humour, and none of them are members. Instead I am forced to parade my comedic excellence worldwide to people who will merely sit and stare at their computer screen for 5 seconds, thinking "What the fuck?!?" before clicking on the next new thread about masterbation techniques.

Manic.

Bored.

Insert purpose here.