this grasshopper walks into a bar
the bartender says, "hey, we have a drink named after you."
the grasshopper responds, "Kevin?"
sorry, best i could do.
the bartender says, "hey, we have a drink named after you."
the grasshopper responds, "Kevin?"
sorry, best i could do.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Is the bartender here?"
Get it?
OK, written down it's not quite as funny as saying it out loud. You have to say it with a slight pause between "bar" and "tender." Heh heh. OK, my mom told me that one, what can I say....
Thanks for the compliment re my pic! There's a new one up there now with my newly dyed hair. I really look like a dork.