marsmars

Trembles with anticipation There's a burly hispanic chap fixing my washing machine right now. I am contemplating overpowering him, and plunging him into the dark abyss that is my pantry.

There he would remain until the end of days, forever wondering what he did to deserve such vicious punishment. Nobody would ever know he was gone.

Now I must go with haste to make plans for my conquest! Away!