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Visited the old homestead today. Brought back my 6th grade year book and one of my toy dinosaurs.

Finished CivilWarLand In Bad Decline. I seriously suggest you check this out; it's a quick read and you won't be disappointed.

I am utterly wiped out.
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obd:
me too. good to see you last night.
d20:
you spelled Ponderosa wrong you douche. way to offend my Montanan heritage.
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I can never really tell what's going to effect me. I had no idea I would tear up with joy when they handed me my high school diploma, or that I would cry watching Mister Rogers after he died. I also had no idea I would feel so much pride in helping elect the first female speaker of the house. I never really think about...
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toothpickmoe:
Watching her an Bush make nice should be...entertaining.
bastardo:
You know you can get all the episodes on ye olde iTunes right? Right?
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Shellac and David Yow Performing Live As The Sex Pistols, Halloween 1998 on The Fabulist. It's pretty awesome, dudes. Grab that shit.

Went to a bar last night with my friend Patrick dressed as.....my friend Patrick. It was pretty funny, but my fake mustache came off pretty early as it got saturated in beer and it wasn't a very quality 'stache to begin with.

Anyone...
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fu:
word
toothpickmoe:
I love fake mustaches.
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The Long Winters were fucking great. Too bad my dumb ass recorded over the last 3 songs (my favorite 3 songs in the set, including an awesome impromptu Black Sabbath cover. Balls.)

Also, John Roderick thinks my glases are totally fresh, which means the world to this little nerd.

However, nothing can harsh my mellow today, as I have a vistor coming.

Oh, and there's...
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incorrigible:
so i should get real drunk then go to the caltrans building, eat a ton, and by the time court is back in session , i can puke all over the defense attorney?
supremepizzaman:
*kicks your avatar apart*

MINE'S COOLER!
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I was just walking behind a homeless man who was singing (very loudly and joyfully) "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport."

When he shouted "All together now!" I had to bite my lip to keep from joining in.

Haven't heard it, so you can't picture how great this was?

You're lucky I love you.
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alyk:
CW has mad MD love. MAD!
alyssum:
Words can't express how much I love your current profile pic. Such a Sherilyn Fenn fan... (sigh)
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Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avacado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down you street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you
Alright.



In the past, the avocado had a well-entrenched reputation for inducing sexual prowess and wasn't purchased or consumed by any...
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kristie:
I've never heard of soy cream cheese. Guess they make all kinds of soy stuff these days...

Thanks for the compliment. I'm honored, as I think you're quite the purdy one yourself. blush
jeremyscareme:
So... this is actually a true thing. You know me and the ladies, right? You know I've been known to date some weirdly lanky and tall ones? Well I dig it because.. for obvious reasons (Polanski, Picasso, etc.) but one of those things that happens in my brain is that when I'm all walking into a party with such a young miss that SONG just plays over and over in my head. And I feel so cool.

Sorry 'twas so late getting to garamondyo's party. Missed you. Got there at, like, 12:00.
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finklestein:
I like the last one best.
toothpickmoe:
Was the moon in the seventh house and Jupiter aligned with Mars?
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So, I was watching "Bring It On" a few weeks ago. In the beginning, there's a scene where it's SmirkyMaleLead's first day in class. He sits down next to Kirsten Dunst, they get all flirty, then she points to his Clash shirt and says, "So, is that your band?" That seems to make him even more enamored with her. I realized that I can think...
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decedent:
i actually get dumb comments like that a lot - usually from older women, who seem to find me irresistable. but seriously, no one who is in a band wears their own t-shirts. when was this precedent set to make people think such a thing?
adjunct:
Or just basic cultural illiteracy. "What's this punk thing you kids are always talking about?" Please, my parents knew when punk was happening even though they were driving Volvos in the '80s.
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kestrel:
You're scaring those poor girls.

I'm... so proud.
toothpickmoe:
Makes me think of KoL every time now.
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Fasting, 952am: still goin' strong. Coffee doesn't count, right? Coffee doesn't count

1212pm: you know what would be really awesome? a roast beef sammitch. melted provolone, please.
tomato, mayo, on a french roll. no, bagette.

215pm: i keep drinking coffee to try and make myself not hungry. that's super healthy. i figure if i can make it till 6 pm, i'll be golden. that's a...
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subrosa:
Why the fuck are you fasting?

Jesus. Have a sammich.

Hippie.
subrosa:
Man, why you gotta be so fucking jewish all the time? It weirds me out.